You know those guys

You know those guys, the guys who think they’re God’s gift to Earth, the ones who

think that the world will stop going round if they tell it to, everyone knows at least one
person like this and at KCCA it’s full of them. You’d think we were selling them at a 99%
off discount, they’re the rumor starters, the lie starters, and the fight starters except when
they’re too busy of course. Rumor has it that one of these boys, and I won’t say names
but it may start with Gus and ends with tavo, was trying to start a fight but then again
when isn’t he? He’s fought against heavyweight champion Mayweather, against Dwayne
Johnson also known as the Rock but that’s just what I heard from Cindy who’s friends
with the cousin of the aunt of the Rock’s hair stylist. Rumor also has it that he’s been in
prison at least three different times and that he had first showdown in prison after
stealing a puppy. But after coming face to face with KCAA’s very own version of
Mayweather known as Pancho Rivera he was suddenly “too busy to fight”. I heard that
the whole fight started over a girl, Pancho Rivera’s girlfriend's best friend little sisters
best friend who was dating Gustavo at the time (that’s another story) and who cheated
on him with Pancho’s best friend Ruben Assitines.

Ruben claims that it never happened but Pancho tells a different story saying that
“the homegirl may be homegirl but she played with my bff’s feelings,”. Oooh girl you
better watch out, on the other hand Gustavo says that no one, NO ONE, is allowed to
touch what's his and now he wants to fight Ruben like what even Gustavo Ruben said it
wasn't true. Anyways Ruben heard that Gustavo wanted to fight him so he ran like a little
baby to his bestie Pancho and told him all about it. When Pancho heard this he went
straight to Gustavo and said the words that would ruin Gustavo's life, “Square up man,”.
But Gustavo claimed he was too busy to fight Pancho, that's right you heard me the big
scary guy was supposedly too busy to fight but who really believes that? We all know
he's terrified of Pancho. We'll see how this story continues now won't we? Stay tuned for
next week's KCAA weekly in order to find out how this story ends.