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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - Willie Nelson
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." - Charles Dickens
To the Esteemed Connoisseurs of Fowl Feathered Review,
This issue, a properly taxidermized badger in a tutu, offers a peculiar menagerie for your discerning palates. Within these pages, you shall find the curious confluence of Cognitive Neuroscience attempting a dry waltz with Metaphor, much like a bewildered octopus trying to knit a tea cozy. Further along, we present Sustainable Agriculture awkwardly courting Irony, resulting in bumper stickers advocating for organically grown sarcasm.
Observe, if you will, how Astrophysics and Allegory have been coaxed into a philosophical staring contest, the universe perhaps a mere shadow puppet show orchestrated by unseen celestial fingers. And dare we mention the torrid affair between Gender Studies and the Sonnet, a fourteen-line exploration of pronouns that would make Petrarch blush (or at least politely inquire about preferred forms of address).
Our literary explorations continue with Biomedical Engineering attempting to diagnose the existential angst inherent in Theme, possibly concluding that a stronger narrative arc requires more titanium. Meanwhile, Postcolonial Literature and Simile engage in a spirited debate about the appropriate metaphor for the lingering scent of empire (suggestions involving mothballs and outdated spice racks are welcome).
Venture further and witness Marine Biology inexplicably entangled with Foreshadowing, leading to unsettling documentaries about clams that seem to know things. Not to be outdone, Urban Planning and Personification have collaborated on a series of haikus lamenting the anthropomorphic tendencies of poorly designed traffic lights.
Our historical corner features Medieval History attempting to decipher the cryptic pronouncements of Symbolism, perhaps discovering that tapestries depicting unicorns were merely early forms of abstract expressionism. Finally, we present the unlikely intellectual sparring match between Quantum Mechanics and Satire, a theoretical physicist attempting to explain the observer effect to a particularly obtuse political cartoon.
We trust this collection, as random and dry as a handful of desert sand at a Tupperware party, will provide the intellectual stimulation you have come to expect from Fowl Feathered Review.
Yours in avian appreciation and questionable work habits,
Virgil Kay, Editor, Rooster, China Work Habitué
Written in longhand with a broken wing from my 1950s- lime- green- refrigerator -turned- hen -house.
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