Magazine P#1 Student #15

“The only thing I know about my birth is that my
mom could use more words to describe how to
bake a cake…”

“I remember “So I get
that one time out of the
at the water and as
StubHub soon as I
practice touch the
field my warm sand I
soccer team full on
and I were projectile
shooting a vomit…”
Chevy
commercial…”

“Then Bryan
started jumping
on the roof of
the car and the
roof started to
fall off in
chunks…”

The Story of My Birth

The only thing that I know about my birth is that
my mom could use more words to describe how to bake
a cake then how she described my birth to me. My
mother told me that she was huge and she was
feeling kicks so they went to the hospital and they
cut me out of her stomach. That is all she told me
and it took about 10 seconds. I believe I was a
part of my birth but I can’t be sure, since I
can’t remember it(I was trying to be funny, I’m not
an idiot). I’m kind of glad because I would not
like to be witness to that, who would want to watch
a surgery, weird people that is who. Nevermind my
dad watched, wait...

The Chevy Commercial

I remember that one time at the StubHub practice
field my soccer team and I were shooting a Chevy
commercial with Alex Morgan.I think it was called
“I'm Living My Dream”. It was a really fun and cool
experience,I Think that my favorite part of the
commercial was being around all the coaches with
funny accents. They had like a cockney thing going
on, it was the most hilarious thing ever. Whenever
the “coaches” talked everyone would let out a
little giggle. It was also really fun to see
someone I've been looking up too for a while.
Actually shooting the commercial was very
uneventful(other than the obvious). Me and my
friends just warmed up basically, no drill was
completely life changing. It was just super fun.

The Compton Car

One time I remember that I was in Compton hanging
out with my soccer friends, and we were goofing
around in the old car that was in the back alley.
We were mostly just talking and stuff. But
suddenly everyone is getting out of the car so me
and this girl jadey are the last ones about to go
out and the other people in my soccer team close
the doors. Then Bryan started jumping on the roof
of the car and the roof started to fall off in
chunks. Then the air got really lint like so me and
jadey start pounding on the doors and we work
together and push the door open. Eventually we got
the door to pop open. We looked so terrible because
of the lint and stuff.

The Bad Day

One time I was at the beach with my sister, my
sister’s friend, ad this one other kid. We were at
the beach and I was playing on the rocks. The rocks
were pretty slippery and my foot slipped I cut my
pinkie toe which hurt terribly. But I kept on
playing in the water and stuff like that, but out
of nowhere I get a sick feeling in my stomach. So I
get out of the water and as soon as I touch the
warm sand I full on projectile vomit. After that we
all go to McDonalds to get some food. Turns out
that I was very hungry and I probably threw up
because I had not eaten anything that day and I did
drink quite a bit of seawater.

About The Author

“My name is what? My name is who? My name is Slim
Shady. No, it is not. My name is Alondra. I was
born in Torrance Memorial, on August 19, 2004. I am
a human, my ethnicity is hispanic, and I love rock
music. I have one dog named Rex. I also have about
20 pet rocks but they all hate me, thats why I try
not to go outside. I live in California. I play
soccer. I love horror movies and my eyes are hazel.