Juries

Lex’s Limerick
There once was a dude named Lex
Who had massive biceps and pex

They had to play at jury
Which they did in a hurry
And on the other harpists they did flex

Harp Haiku:
Lex is playing harp
They are very good at harp
Wow! So good at harp

Succulent Sonnet:
Shall we discuss the way you play the harp

So sweet so fine like the feeling of lace
Or is it as fluid as a swimming carp
With beats as fast as a bicycle race?
Far as I’ve heard no noise is so fine

As the hand's gentle touch of those strings
The special dance to create music divine
More joyful and bright than a thousand springs
But, despite all this work, there is one quirk
That makes this story unfold with secrets anew
The one simple thing that inspire your irk.

While you have had none, I had few
The delight known as having girlfriend

Has always been elusive in the end

Awesome Arcostics

H aving been known
A t the end of it all to be
R ighteously and powerfully
P laying sweet music

P picking up all the bitches
I n the club
A nd deciding
N ot to be disrespectful
O nly treating them right

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AA P R RR
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HH A R AA
AA R RR
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