Scootergoods Oct 2020

Scootergoods Magazine

The original pocket guide to Biker Friendly Businesses

OCT 2020 Issue # 198

www.scootergoods.com

A Publication for Adult Bikers

100% Dedicated to Motorcycle Lifestyle

OK Fellow Trumpers
it is time to put our
man back in for
a 2nd term next
month. So in order
to prepare ya the
folks at Scooter
Haven are hosting a
Ride/Trumpathon on
10/17/20.
There will be a
southern start and a
northern start.
South See Flyer
North will meet up
at Crystal River Mall.
Both converging on
Scooter Haven for the Trumpnanagins!!! Like Live Music-
Speakers-Cold Beer and Booze-Food- and a great day of
bikerness sharing our support for our Man living in the
Whitehouse. And it looks like the dems running Daytona
Beach are banning outdoor vendors for Biketoberfest 20
so it sounds like that deal is gonna strum it! Instead ,
come spend the October 17 with fellow Biker Patriots/
Trumpers and lets get him back into the oval office for 4
more!! Because We say No To Jo & The Ho!
If you would like to see more go to
facebook.com/BikersForAmericaFlorida/

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WELCOME Ding Fn’ Dong our beloved
BACK biker bars have opened back
up. Normallcy has been under
way for a couple of weeks.
You can see your friends and
catch up at the watering hole.
50% capacity is better then
none. BUTT it is unfortunate
some spots have shut down
for good. So support the open
ones and let’s get crackin’ on
the path to FULL normallcy.

And let’s not forget
1st Babe Millania

is up for
re-election too!

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2) Trump Bikers Monthly Ad Rates
4) Ding Fn’ Dong B&W BizCard $55 1/2 pg. $75
6) FF Pix & Sickle News
8) Eat more in winter Full pg. $125
9) Editor 1 Color Biz Card $65 1/2 pg.$95
11) Musical Biker Helps
13) NCMF Full pg. $175
14) G&P Pix Pg. 2- 3 - 78 - 79 $210.00
16) First Aid
17) Hammin’ It Up Cover $ 310.00
19) Events Call/Text DonV 352-596-3704
22) First Rule
25) Brother John SCOOTERGOODS@ HOTMAIL.COM
26) DB AssPimpiles
29) Editor 2 Happy Octoberfest 2020
30) Why the Mask
36) Cancellations Live Free-Ride Free
40) Dickheads Aiming
41) Truth Bomb STAY FREE
42) Can you pass
43) The Swaps STAFF: Editor DonV
47) Evo Racing Bassman, Big Ragoo & RHSC
48) Sound the TRUMPett Brother John, Capt. Scotty,
49) Capt. Scotty
52) Brooksville BR Chapdawg, Crazy Bastid,
58) Meet Will DDay, Freewheelin Franklin,

Gary & Patty,
Milkie,Will, Scott Free

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Franklin’ at Scooter Haven
If you are a Trumper
please don’t miss the
Ride for 45 as we get
togther to support our
leader for re election
next month.

N. Group to
meet S.Group

at Crystal
River Mall
1:30 pm
Oct 17th 2020
Sickle News

Triumph has announced plans
to develop electric motorcycle
technology over the next two
years as part of Project Tri-
umph TE-1. It will be a collab-
orative effort, with input
from Williams Advanced Engineering, Integral Power-
train Ltd.’s e-Drive division, and the University of Warwic
The project is also supported and co-funded by the UK’s
Department for Business, Energy, and Industrial Strategy
as well as the Office for Low Emission Vehicles (OLEV)
by way of Innovate UK, an agency in the UK dedicated
to advancing technological innovation. The objectives
are to develop new components that are lighter weight,
less complex, and easier to package in a motorcycle.

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With the cooler weather com-
ing on you need extra calories
when riding to keep warm.
Because In cold weather we
burn 2,000 more calories per
day than we consume to stay
warm. Compared to 1,000 calo-
ries in warm weather, leading
to weight loss.

10% Veterans
discount Everyday

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This new normal BS needs to stop. Who threw

out the old normal? I don’t remember voting

for that. We need to resume the old normal

immediately, because the new normal is pure

fabrication attempting to be the normal. WELL The
it is not! Now that Florida is 100% open WE
Editor
can resume the old normal.

Closing Bars and banning all the saloonatics was not

normal. Telling us were we can and cannot go,or wor-

ship was not normal.

So I am for the OLD NORMAL, right now were we can

ride were we please,visit werever we want,congragate

and have fun,show our patriotism,fly our flag,protect our

families and just get back too the old normal. Nuff Said!

The Biker Community was raped by the Chinese Kung-
Flu. Events around Florida are on then off with astonish-
ing speed. For 9 month the biker kingdom has withstood
an onslot of cancellations never before witnessed in our
lifetime. Many Biker Owned places did not open again
last month and are permanently gone.
So please stick by the ones that were closed but,kept
paying their rent,and all their other bills to hold on, and
are now ready to serve you. 10 listed in this book come
to mind, so put your ass in one of their seats and
welcome them back. Some have Live Music,Karaoke or
Food, Full Liqour + service with a smile. So give them a
try while out on your next ride.

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A Traveling Musician Rode Over 4,000 Miles To Play Free
Shows For Healthcare Workers. Music tours require a

bus full of people and a bunch
of instruments. Unless we are
in a viral pandemic shut down
and you want to play free
acoustic tunes for healthcare
workers in outdoor venues.
So you pack everything
you need for a 13 day 17 stop tour on the back of your
Ducati Multistrada like biker-rocker Franky Perez did and
you go on tour. Great Job Franky!
There are two types of people in the world. Those who
love dirty jokes, and those who are lying.
What goes in hard, but comes out soft and wet? Gum!
What did the leper say to the sex hooker? Keep the tip

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Pix from Freewheelin’ Franklin’
Pix from Gary

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Scootergoods Magazine Scooter Haven ain’t
scared to put on a Biker
Event. Screw the Kung-
Flu they are partyin’ with
a great line up of local
musicians. The event will
support the local Lions
club and Masonic Temple
Childrens Chiristmas-
Charities.Admissions are
$40-$50 or $60 for the
weekend. Nov. 20-22nd.
Reserve a cabin now!
Text 727-565-8743 to
reserve or for info. The
kids need our help!!!

Don’t forget about
the bike show at
the Brooksville
Bike Rally on 10/17
Hosted by Ragoo
and RHSC.
13 classes with
something for
everyone.
Live Music by
Kool Jam Luke.
Food & merch.
Vendors.

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More Pix from Gary

A big hollar out to Gary Patty &
Franklin for all the great pix each
month of YOU having fun.
We look forward every month to
More Pix from Patty

Seeing all the action at
your favorite Scooter
Head watering holes.
We are looking forward

to a great
holiday
season
with
peace and good will for all. Try to attend as many toy
runs as you can, to help those in need. Ride Free!
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The Sail Inn

6107 Broad St Brooksville, Florida

(352) 796-1877

Sundays: Free Pool
Monday Madness: $2.75 Wells

Tuesday Tequila: $2.75
Wed.: Karaoke W/Tex Cobra
Thurs.: Ladies Nite 2-4-1 Wells or Drafts

Friday: Karaoke

KAY WOULD LIKE TO
INVITE YOU ALL TO
RIDE ON OVER!

We are back
at 100%!

Please come join us
Oct. 3rd to help
Gunner with his
Cancer battle.

Scootergoods Magazine There will be great
entertainment,plenty
of food, and lots of
things up for grabs.

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What should a Biker first aid kit contain?
In most cases stuff for, cuts,scraps,road
rash and the like. Products that flush out
debris and prepare the area for ointment
& steristrip dressings. You should have
Antiseptic Wipes - 6 packets.
Bactine Mist for scraps and cuts-
Hydrogen Peroxide to flush,Antibiotic
Ointment to cover and keep area soft for
later gravel pick out at the ER & various
size band aid strips. Waterless hand
cleaners in individual packets or a bottle
can be used to flush wounds also. Flushing is important
to get road dirt out of wounds immediately.
It is always a good idea if you ride with the ame group
of scooterheads to have 1 member group designated to
call 911 immediatly while the rest of you are rendering
comfort to your fellow injured biker.

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Think about taking a ham for a ride to help the less for-
tunate for Christmas. You can wear your BikerSanta hat
and HO HO HO the ride away. There are a lotta folks out
there struggling right now and could sure use a hand.
Starts at American Legion Post 166 4520 S. Suncoast
Blvd. Homosassa Springs, FL. Saturday December 5th
2020. See more below.

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What your bedside says about you!
Ever been accussed of waking up on
the wrong side of the bed?
According to research, people who
sleep on the left are likely to be
more cheerful than their right side
counterparts. A positive outlook al-
lows lefties to be more capable at
dealing with a heavy workload, which
means they’re not easily phased by a
stressful day.
People who sleep on the right side of the bed tend to
earn more money. And if right-side sleepers have a less
positive outlook, they’re also more likely to be grounded
and be prepared for worst-case scenarios, making left-
and right-siders a match made in heaven.
But some sleepers choices relate more to practicality
than personality. Being closer to a radiator, further away
from outside noise, having a better view of a television,
or further from the window are all reasons why people
choose their side of the bed. Butt get this, over 75% of
people believe they wouldn’t be able to sleep comfort-
ably on the opposite side of the bed. So not getting
your 8 on the side you prefer can make a difference in
how you feel in the morning because we’re creatures of
habit. In reality, the most important thing is the qual-
ity of sleep you receive. No one wakes up happy after a
broken and interrupted night.

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Motorcycle Events for OCT 2020
Mickey’s Crystal River FREE BBQ every Sunday 4pm
Lecantto Q’s Pub 44 Happy Hour 11-3pm M-F $2 Dom Ln
3rd Homosassa Jim’s Club 19 Bad Luck Penny 6-10
3rd Brooksville Sail Inn Cancer Benefit for Gunner
3rd Whiskey River Hernado Bike Nite benefit for Adults
with disabilities Info 352-341-3022
4th Inglis Scooter Haven Benefit for Lil’ Larry- 50/50
food-live music
10th Homosassa Jim’s Club 19 Dixie Diciples 6-10
10th Inglis Crossroads Lodge Comedy/Country 2 touring
comdeians + Nashville Artist Bryce Carlile for more call
or text Dice 352-400-0444
9-11th Inglis Scooter Haven Kim & Andy’s Wedding
17th Homosassa Jim’s Club 19 G. Marshall 6-10
17th Inglis Scooter Haven Kickstands up for Trump
17th Brooksville Bike Rally at the Morgue (see 53)
24th Homosassa Jim’s Club 19 Deja Blues 7-11
30th Inglis Scooter Haven- Halloween Weekend lots of
contests and prizes
31st Homosassa Jim’s Club 19 Halloween with JoJo
31st Weeki Wachee Sandtrap Halloween Party Costume
Contest-Giveaways-Food and more
November 7th Veterans for a Cause Music Feat and
Ride 3 great bands Sniper,Clint Byron and Jezzabelle
December 5th ALR 166 Homosassa Ham’s and Hogs
for the needy. Sign Up 10am KSU 11am.

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Pix from Patty
Whiskey River

9/11 Ride
More pg. 24

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We are all witness to the anarchy in our streets. People
being shot,beat up and verbally assaulted on the street
and in resturants for supporting freedom and Donald
Trump.
Well I got news for the factions creating this violence
upon law abiding citizens, we do not have to retreat
when we are threatens by one of those loons.
Here is why Men abd women are getting trained and
straping up in large numbers with self protection devices
including legal carry of a firearm-stun gun or mace.
1.8 million self defense firearms were sold legally in Au-
gust 2020 alone (legally purchased), according to data
obtained from the FBI’s Instant Criminal Background
Check System. Yep more thugs will be taking slugs
coutesy of a law abiding,freedom loving,trained citizens.
And at an average of 9 rounds per gun, that is around
18 million more slugs for thugs.
It is a fact guns are the great equalizer, because even
a trained 100lb babe can put nine in some swine trying
to acost her. What caliber should you get? Answer: 1 you
are comfortable aiming and firing. Bigger is not always
better because a 380 or 9mm will due.(Next Page)

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(Guns from 22) and the weapons reccomended by most
by LEO’s are semi auto pistols like the 9mm because
they typically have a larger capacity than other hand-
guns. And you can buy mags to double or triple the
stopping power. Here is simple rule of thumb from Top
Cop Grady Judd “The More Lead the More Dead”. A 9mm
often has a 15+1 or 17+1 capacity, compared to a 7+1
or 9+1 capacity for your standard .45ACP.
The bottom line is you can be a victim anytime because
criminals are always looking for opportunity. Like when
you are blabbing on your cell phone walking out of a
store or bank. Rule 1 always beware of your surround-
ings. Rule 2 get trained and strap up to protect yourself
and your loved ones.

Slim and Lee Lee are happy to report that Buddy’s is
slinging drinks again. Slim says the reason they go their
is because the Bloody Mary sauce is not pre-mixed so you
can add the Ass Burner to it yourself. Sundays is the ritual
Bloody Mary day for Slim and the bunch so try to make it
up their, at least on the way to Webster the 1st Sunday of the
month.

BUDDY‛S TAVERN

HWY 301 1/2 Mile North of Bushnell

352-793-3749

FULL LIQUOR ICY COLD BEER
Newly Re-modeled

Kitchen is open WE NOW HAVE FOOD

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More PIX FROM PATTY

Veterans 4 a Cause

Veterans 4 A Cause A 100% transparent
organization to help support Veterans in
the local community through events and
monthly motorcycle runs.
Ding Fn’ Dong can’t wait to see
Jo debate our fear less leader
Donald Trump!!!!!!!
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Thoughts from Brother John
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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - Well the big KungFlu Kafluffle
bleeds all over to Biketoberfest 2020.
Seems Democrap Mayor Derrick Henry and fellow city
Jackassocrats reviewed a plan presented by the DB
Visitors Bureau, voting to hamstring the event even
thogh stage 3 went into effect last month.
So as of this printing - No outdoor vendors or concerts
will be permitted in Daytona Beach. So No Boardwalk
Show, no Ratt’s Hole?? They were sucked into the FALSE
Sturgis Super Spreader lie and it was pure hogg wash.
The report was only posted on the website of the ob-
scure Insitute of Labor Economics, a commie leftwing
German thinktank. But some handiwipe found it and
posted it to the mayors FB page and he swallolwed the
poision pecker.
So it appears the monions of darkness have decended
on DB screwing the biker kingdom with a sandydick. The
only ray of sunshine is the fact that other cities like Or-
mand beach and the like plan to rebel against the facists
and go rouge allowing Biker stuff all over their cities and
towns granting permits to vendors. Speaking for myself
I have always though downtown was overated and full
of small stinky holes in the wall that smell like ass! It is
time to find other hidden treasures were you can still get
a cheap beer and see some T&A.
This attack on Bikerness needs to stop and our events
need to happen like the OLD NORMAL not the new one
trying to be carved out by progressives.

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5230 Commercial Way Spring Hill, Fl 352-596-4778

Hernando Scheduled Bands Biker
Counties 2nd Magnum Opus Owned
9th Lawless Intent
Oldest and
Biker Bar 16th Intruder Operated
23rd TBA

24th Synr

30th JoJo & the Generators

SATURDAY OCTOBER 31st

Horse N Crow“Spooktacular”

W/“PRIMAL JOY”

Costume Contest-Lots of Fun

Ding Fn’ Dong we are open at Full Capacity
Best Bloody Mary’s in town

$4.00 (No Schitt or Fulla Schitt)
NEW Harbenaro Vodka Bloody Mary $4.50

Margarita’s only $4.00
Come in and try our delicious menu of food.

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PIX FROM PATTY 2020 Female Ride Day at CHD
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It did not take long for bueracrats and

commiecrats to drag freedom loving

American Bikers into the frey concerning

the spread of covid 19. Butt much to their

dismay The “Sturgis superspreader” event

did not happen. Not even a little. YEP that Editor 2

is what I said “Not even a little”.

A report was quickly boiled up by lefties titled “IZA DP

No. 13670: “The Contagion Externality of a Superspread-

ing Event: The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and COVID-19,”.

Claiming 250,000 of the attendee’s contracted covid and

it turns out it is Grade A Chinese Bullschitt. The cloak

of this leftest study ran so deep, the report was only

posted on the website of the obscure Insitute of Labor

Economics, a leftwing German thinktank.

But here is the garlic in the muffin, all the lame stream

media outlets uncovered it and it leaked out every

where. The basic fact is they are using false information

to spread panic and are initiating HERD TRACING via cell

phones and other electronic means.

Let’s fine tune what they are doing. YOUR phone loca-

tion data, etc. is used to determine who an infected

individual may have had contact with.(All your friends)

Many U.S. states are currently using your tax $$$ to hire

contact tracers to help manage COVID-19. Butt one has

to ask, What other info are they data mining about you?

So fellow bikers it is either live free or sheeple up!

And remember the choice is ours not the demorats that

want to control the narrative.

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Kickstand Saloon
2419 Grand Blvd, Holiday FL 34690 (727) 940-5227
A Friendly neighborhood bar and grill, where the
kitchen is always open. FULL LIQOUR
Awesome Angus Burgers We feature Vienna Meats
See all our events on Facebook
LNTs Kickstandsaloon
Why are people still MASKED??

Use of face masks on healthy people during the KungF-
lu plandemic has been a major stiky point among scien-
tists and the public.
On one hand the US Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention recommended that all Americans wear face
masks when they are in public.
BUTT new guidance from the World Health Org. says
healthy people don’t need to wear face masks and that
doing so won’t provide added protection from the
KungFlu. And there is more. There’s some evidence
though that caretakers of infected people can protect
their health by wearing masks, the WHO (Next Pg)

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(KungFlu) guidance said, but “there is currently no evi-
dence that wearing a mask (whether medical or other
types) by healthy persons in the wider community set-
ting, including universal community masking, can pre-
vent them from infection with respiratory viruses, includ-
ing COVID-19.”
The WHO also said community masking could lead to
a “false sense of security” and cause people to ignore
other evidence-based measures like handwashing and
self-isolation. WHO officials said healthy people who

wear masks might touch their own
faces more often than necessary,
which could increase their risk for
COVID-19.
Bottom Line right from the WHO
practicing some self-isolation &
good hygiene, are the best ways for
people to stay safe. Well there ya have it right from the
WHO the supposed leader in world health treands and
disease control. Masks SHOULD NOT be worn by healthy
people.

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It sucks the economy tanked and some of

our businesses will not be reopening. It

also means some one has to suffer a lose,

namely other folks who supplied the folks

that went under. So Under Chapter 7, bank-

ruptsy the companies stops all operations

get rid of employees and go completely out

of business. Then A trustee is appointed to

“liquidate” (sell) the company’s assets
and the money is used to pay off the debt, which may

include debts to creditors and investors who know they

will get paid 1st. But what about the little guy, the

Gilligan that gave small amounts of merch on credit

so the store could profit. Well they get screwed out of

the $$$ for the small amount of candy bars or chips

and salsa they supplied and have to eat the lose. I feel

bad for them,because it inturn screws their family and

relationship with other businesses they cannot pay. It is

a mess and needs fixin’! With great leadership we can

overcome all obstacles Crush China and bring America

back. again. TRUMP 2020

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The Dam Pub

FULL LIQUOR BAR 352-569-9306
4666 CR 300 Lake Panasoffkee Fl.

Hours Monday-Friday
Noon - Midnight

Sat & Sun 11am-Midnight

Monday Noon to 7 $1.50 16oz Drafts
Tuesday Ladies Night 7pm-12am
Wednesday FREE POOL after 6pm
Thursday $1 Jello Shots

Friday $1.75 Dom. 16oz Drafts 12-7pm

HOME OF THE World FAMOUS
20 OZ SUPER BLOODY MARY

And World Famous
Big Dam Tetradactyl Wings Big Dam Burgers

The Bands are Back
4th Sniper

11th Cheap Date
18th Lawless Intent
25th Dave Adams Band

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As I am sure all of you have heard The LBF & WABF
have been cancelled in November? But why? Too Big?
Too Crowded? Covid-19? Biketoberfest 2020 No outside
vendors in Daytona beach? American Bikers have be-
come a target for SJW’s and henny penny liberals bent
on destroying freedom. Yes the KungFlu is around,but
we cannot let it destroy our elite social group of fellow
rider / patriots. So where do we go from here?
The moto-staff here at Scootergoods Magazine would
like to urge you all to reconnect with fellow riders you
lost touch with due to the KungFlu and hit the road.
Kickstands Up-Group Up-and Ride like no tomorrow!
Many of our great advertizers would like to welcome
you to stop by for a cold one. Look in this issue,get
some biz numbers and plan a ride with 20 of your-
friends. Be Visible and show ya ain’t scared of a germ
and are sick and tired of our freedom to peacefully
assemble being chipped away on a daily basis.

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Millers Lighthouse

5025 Treiman Blvd. Hwy 301
Ridge Manor, FL 352-608-4805

Open: Sun-9am, Mon-Sat 10am
Happy Hour 4-6 Mon-Fri

Tues Free Pool 10-4 Pool Tournament 8pm
Sat Karaoke 2 X month Cold Beer- Biker Friendly

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Hi Tech North

7014 Division Ave,
Hudson, Fl.
727-819-0933

“Where Quality is Never Sacrificed”

Parts and Service,Custom Builds
Performance Motorcycles
Machine Shop

Diagnostic Service Painting
Certified Power Commander Service

Ding Phuckin’ Dong
As you all have heard Florida no
longer require bars to operate
at less than full capacity, as Gov.
Ron DeSantis issued an execu-
tive order removing all remaining
restrictions do to the KungFlu.
Yep Ron gave the state back
to the people and crushed the
minions weilding the wand of
closure.
So belly up,hug your friends and
support your local Bartender.
It has been a tough battle.

PHUCK CHINA!!!
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With all the dickheads aiming
to disband our police, guns have
become a mainstream conversation
when it applies to self protection.
As a matter of record,there are
more guns than people in the U.S.
400 mil. for a pop. of 330 mil.
As a matter of record! In just the
first six months of 2020, 19 mil.
firearms were sold.
The good thing is you can buy what
is comfortable for you. I suggest
you go to a range with serveral dif-
ferent friends and try their guns to
see if there is a fit for you.
TRUTH BOMB! You need to be responsible for your
own safety as much as possible. Taking steps to protect
yourself and your loved ones with home security and
personal security can make a significant difference. It
can take LEO’s a long time to get to you. So if you are
armed and threatened you may have to let er rip and
bust some caps in defense of your life.
The choice: Calling 911 connects you to an operator
that is trained using national standards to assess your
emergency. Then they prioritize your call and dispatch
emergency services based on your specific needs.
So in other words you are in limbo with an armed
stranger in the house. It is your call let them loot or do
you shoot?

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Could you pass the U.S. Citizenship Exam? These are not
trick questions. Answer them and then see the answers
on page 46 No cheating now.
1) What is the supreme law of the land?
2) The idea of self-government is in the first three words
of the Constitution. What are these words?
3) What is an amendment?
4) What is the “rule of law”?
5) Name the 3 branches of the government.
6) We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
7) We elect a U.S. Representative for how many years?
8) Name the U.S. war between the North and the South.
9) Name one American Indian tribe in the United States.
10) Name one U.S. territory.
11) Why does the flag have 13 stripes?

Answers Pg 46 No cheatin’

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The History of the Swapmeet: According to records
the longest-running swap meet, is the Paramount Swap
Meet in Paramount, California, which started in 1955.
White elephant sale is also another term used to dis-
cribe the very American tradition. A traditional hard-
coreswap meet involves strictly bartering (no$$$) trades
only. All participants bring items of all descriptions they
no longer need or want, to trade for someone else’s
unwanted item. Someone’s junk could be your treasure.
Seems though the Swaps have monitized and it is all
about the $$$ now. BUTT it is still a great way to rid
yourself of things you have out grown or parts you have
upgraded. So get your schitt together and go up to
Crossroads set up and sell out for FREE. Oh and you can
buy beer also in the lodge. And enjoy the fresh air and
sunshine of Levy County.

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Answers for page 42
1) the Constitution 2) We the People 3) a change or
an addition to the Constitution. 4) Everyone must follow
the law. 5) ▪ President ▪ executive ▪ Congress▪ legislative
▪ the courts ▪ judicial 6) six years 7) two years.
8) Civil War 9) Cherokee▪ Navajo▪ Sioux▪ Chippewa▪
Choctaw▪ Pueblo▪ Apache▪ Iroquois▪ Creek▪ Blackfeet▪
Seminole 10) ▪ Puerto Rico▪ U.S. Virgin Islands▪
American Samoa▪ Northern Mariana Islands▪ Guam
11) because there were 13 original colonies

Our Flag The American flag was flown in battle for
the first time, during a Revolutionary War skirmish at
Cooch’s Bridge, Delaware. Patriot General William
Maxwell ordered the stars and strips banner raised as a
detachment of his infantry and cavalry met an advance
guard of British and Hessian troops. The rebels were de-
feated and forced to retreat to General George Washing-
ton’s main force near Brandywine Creek in Pennsylvania.

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Motorcycle racing evolved in 2 distinct directions—
competitions organized according to the nature of the
racing to be conducted, and races open to specific sizes
of motorcycle engines, a determination based upon
either engine displacement or the degree of customiza-
tion permitted to the motorcycle. The first motorcycle
races were held on open road courses, staged in a num-
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and dirt track racing on both quarter mile and half mile
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This form of racing has continued to the present day,
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You make the Nov. 3rd 2020
choice on Nov. 3rd is the most
2020 important day of
You pick between our lifetime.
peace or anarchy. So register to vote
You vote for the if you have not,
2nd Ammenedment and make sure you
Nov 3rd VOTE if you have,
You vote to because we will all
support police. make the choice
Nov 3rd between Freedom
You vote for the or Socialism.
direction of our Your vote could be
nation Nov 3rd the tipping point
for freedom.

We are getting close kids vote in person ! It is not an imposi-

tion It’s an honor and time tested tradition, We live in different

times. It’s not like it used to be. I know people who work for

the post office they are freaked out overwhelmed and over-

worked. So you’re going to tell me that everyone of these

people throughout the country are of the utmost of honesty and

character especially in this political climate? Where it is the

normal to burn and loot and shoot cops, beat up people, and

get away with it? So BEWARE and show you CARE and go

VOTE IN PERSON. Capt. Scotty

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What’s up Brother’s and Sister’s:
Well it looks like the lockdow loosened up,
just in time for the prime riding weather
just around the corner, which will make
everyone’s rides much more enjoyable,
especially on some of your stops. Let’s
talk some good ole smoked Salmon, since
our son who is stationed in Alaska caught
a shitload and sent us some. I take the whole fillet and
season it well with what I like and also some brown
sugar then vacuum seal it and put it in the fridge till
the next day. (no sealer, use a ziploc bag and a straw
to suck the air out this kinda pressure marinates it to
cook). You can do it fast or slow depending on how
much smoke flavor you want, I went slow this time
Set your smoker to the lowest or smoke setting (about
150°) lay the bad boy on the rack or on a sheet and let
er rip for 4 to 6 hours depending on how thick your fish
is, mine was a big one, I went about 5 for more smoke
flavor I also about every hour checked it and sprayed it
with olive oil, butter would be perfect as well, If your
using higher temps just keep an eye on it as not to over-
cook and burn or dry it out. Large salmon fillets are pret-
ty easy to find try to get as fresh as possible the redder
the better, one good one can feed 4 or 5 very easy. The
health benefits of Salmon are tremendous especially in
the Omega 3 Fish Oil department. Just don’t forget the
Capers and that’s an order! “ Until We Eat Again”

Captain Scotty

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