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Read when bored ME AND asuas, PART Loving animals as I do, I've had many pets since my youth. Part of me is proud of my history with animals, and part of me feels real bad about the ones I let die by mistake. Paddy sparrows, yellow-backed parrots, canaries, parakeets, sparrows, white-eyes, chicks (later, chick¬ ens), crows, dogs, cats, bats, newts, geckos, lizards, snakes, turtles, pollywogs (later, frogs), goldfish, carp, killifish, stag beetles, goliath beetles, bell-ring bugs, ants, praying mantises, caterpillars (later, butterflies), spiders, larvae (later, mosquitoes), crayfish...the list goes on. Once, I even kept a rat, and I hate rats!!! (Well, it was a field mouse, See, I had this idea in my) I was so scared of rats, if I kept one, maybe I'd get used to it and grow to like them. But in the end, I still hated it, so I let it go in the field behind the house. Good riddance! Once, I begged my parents for a horse, and I even asked for a chimpanzee! My chimpanzee craze cooled off quick when I went to the zoo and saw how Currently at my house, we have dirty their butts get. a dog, Turbo-maru, seven paddy sparrows, and two parakeets.
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Read when bored ME AND PART I think I was in first grade or so when the kid who lived next door found an injured crow hopping around and brought it to me. It was the first time I d ever seen a crow so close. It was such a large, magnificent bird. It immediately stirred my interest, and I decided to take it home and take care of it. My parents were against it, crows being ill omens and all, but in the end, they were the ones feeding and taking care of it. "Prince Caw," as he was rather simply named, recovered quickly, but even after he learned to fly, he took to me and would hop along after me when I walked around. The thing that impressed me most was how he, like a parrot, could say simple words. I don't remember exactly what he said, but I think it was something like "hello" and "idiot." VVe became the best of friends, but one day, he flew off and never came back. I was so lonely, I cried and cried. When I hear crows cawing near my house now, I wonder if any of them might be Prince Caw's grandchildren, and it makes me smile.
WAAAH/
I HATE MY BROTHER. AKANE IS A POOPHEAP TOO.
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