JUNK BOWL $2000 POT AWARDS TACO BOWL PRIZE POOL 2024 DIVISIONS ‘24 SDFFL ”SEMI-OFFICIAL” SEASON INFO 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL SZN EST. 2020 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE PALE RIDER PUTZERS JUNK EAST COBRA KAI BONZAI THE MILLY UMI ZOOMI WHISKEY & STICKY JUNK WEST DASHIN’ SLOTHS IGGY IGGY $ DOLLA $ BILLS PEOPLE’S CHAMP DRAFT ORDER PALE RIDER PUTZERS WHISKEY & STICKY COBRA KAI BONZAI DASHIN’ SLOTHS IGGY IGGY PEOPLE’S CHAMP UMI ZOOMI $ DOLLA $ BILLS THE MILLY *$85 $100 Super Superlatives ($350 Pot) - *$25 10 TEAMS 10 Franchise Fee $200 ESPN Live Draft All Legacy Squads Return Online Fools! 22 Franchise Fees Due Keeper Selections Due Last Squad Standing Gets The Loot 6:30 PM (PST) EST. 2020 1st place - 2nd place - 3rd place - *$500 *$300 *$100 Top Squads From Each Division - Weeks 1-14 Division Champs ($170 Pot) - Consolation Bracket Winner - *$55 High Scoring Squad Per Week - Weeks 1-14 Pimp of the Week ($350 Pot) - *$25 Top Reg Season Scoring Champ - Weeks 1-14 Pimp of the Year ($75 Pot) - *$75 Elimination Challenge ($100 Pot) - Weekly Statistical Category Winners - 29 2024 PRE-SEASON VOL 3 | PRE-SEASON Due 8/22/24 - Weeks 4-14 2024 SEASON (Play-in Rounds Weeks 1 - 4. Team w/Lowest Accumulated Score is Eliminated) Weeks 1-14 BALL & CHAIN NEWSLETTER SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL Where All Of Our Toilet Tinkering Pays Off! League of Hasbeens
AWARDS 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL SZN EST. 2020 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE ‘24 SDFF LEAGUE UPDATES CH CH CH CH CHANGES EST. 2020 2024 PRE-SEASON VOL 3 | PRE-SEASON IDP Positions: Increase LB & DB Slots from 1 to 2 ea 2024 SEASON NEW ROSTER CONFIGURATIONS Bench Count: Increase from 6 to 7 Spots - Having 2 Forces us to be More Strategic vs Just “Set-It & Forget-It” UPDATED PLAYOFF BOWLS & PAY OUTS/REWARDS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH JUNK BOWL WINNER $500 RUNNER-UP $300 CASH & BRAGGING RIGHTS EARNED BY BOTH SQUADS New - Both get a Bump in Pay 3RD PLACE MATCH Cave BOWL WINNER $100 New - Loser +0 Rounds for Keepers Ex. - 4th Place Peeps’ ‘23 Keepers Would Retain Original DRV (Tua - 10th & Pacheco - 5th) 5TH PLACE MATCH DIRTy BEAR BOWL WINNER Draft Pick #5 LOSER Draft Pick #6 5th Place Should Benefit for Getting the “Win” 7TH PLACE MATCH taco bowl WINNER $55 #1 Pick LOSER #2 Pick STATUS QUO LAST PLACE MATCH Sacko BOWL WINNER # 3 Pick LOSER #4 Pick New - Winner +3 Pt Advantage Over Loser Ex. Cobra Kai will get a +3 Pt advantage over the Dashin’ Sloths during H2H reg season play JUNK BOWL CLASSIC TACO BOWL CLASSIC SDFFL CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFFS SDFFL CONSOLATION PLAYOFFS New - EST. 2020 EST. 2020 Both Squads are “Winning” Something BALL & CHAIN NEWSLETTER SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL Where All Of Our Toilet Tinkering Pays Off! League of Hasbeens - To Account for Additional IDP Positions
2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL SZN EST. 2020 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE BALL & CHAIN NEWSLETTER SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL Where All Of Our Toilet Tinkering Pays Off! League of Hasbeens EST. 2020 2024 PRE-SEASON VOL 3 | PRE-SEASON 2024 SEASON THE MILLY 9th Round WR Chris Olave WR Deebo Samuel 3rd Round WR Jacobi Meyers 11th Round RB Zach Charbonnet 5th Round QB Russell Wilson 5th Round RB Ken Walker III 5th Round Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: WR Courtland Sutton 12th Round RB Rachaad White 4th Round 2023 KEEPERS: WR - Chris Olave UMI ZOOMI 10th Round QB Brock Purdy WR Chris Godwin 4th Round WR Nico Collins 5th Round RB Gus Edwards 5th Round RB David Montgomery 7th Round QB Easton Stick 5th Round WR Noah Brown 5th Round Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: 2023 KEEPERS *Rebuilding Year JUNK EAST DIVISION ‘24 LEAGUE INFO PRE-SEASON TEAM KEEPER INFO
JUNK EAST DIVISION 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL SZN EST. 2020 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE PUTZERS EST. 2020 2024 PRE-SEASON VOL 3 | PRE-SEASON 2024 SEASON PALE RIDER 8th Round QB Dak Prescott RB D’Andre Swift 3rd Round WR Mike Evans 6th Round RB James Conner 5th Round WR Drake London 7th Round TE Evan Engram 10th Round WR Terry McLaurin 5th Round WR Marquise Brown 7th Round Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: 2023 KEEPERS: *Rebuilding Year 4th Round QB Jalen Hurts WR Puka Nakua 10th Round RB Kyren Williams 5th Round RB Chuba Hubbard 5th Round RB Tyjae Spears 5th Round RB Javonte Williams 6th Round RB Rhamondre Stevenson 5th Round Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: 2023 KEEPERS: RB - Rhamondre Stevenson QB - Jalen Hurts ‘24 LEAGUE INFO PRE-SEASON TEAM KEEPER INFO BALL & CHAIN NEWSLETTER SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL Where All Of Our Toilet Tinkering Pays Off! League of Hasbeens
2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL SZN EST. 2020 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE JUNK EAST DIVISION 3rd Round WR Calvin Ridley WR Garrett Wilson 4th Round WR Tyler Lockett 6th Round WR Gabe Davis 11th Round TE Dalton Kincaid 10th Round QB Jordan Love 5th Round RB AJ Dillon 8th Round Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: 2023 KEEPERS: WR - Calvin “Bust” Ridley WR - Garrett Wilson COBRA KAI BONZAI Wax on & Wax off… MOFOs! EST. 2020 2024 PRE-SEASON VOL 3 | PRE-SEASON 2024 SEASON Coming Soon… AGAIN!? Special Guest Director: GM Randy *actually just the opening credits Special Guest Appearance: Calvin Ridley*as The Degenerate Gambler FALL 2024! ‘24 LEAGUE INFO PRE-SEASON TEAM KEEPER INFO BALL & CHAIN NEWSLETTER SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL Where All Of Our Toilet Tinkering Pays Off! League of Hasbeens
JUNK WEST DIVISION 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL SZN EST. 2020 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE $ DOLLA $ BILLS EST. 2020 2024 PRE-SEASON VOL 3 | PRE-SEASON 2024 SEASON 4th Round WR Amon-Ra St Brown RB Tony Pollard 6th Round TE Sam LaPorta 10th Round WR Jayden Reed 5th Round TE Dallas Goedert 8th Round Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: QB Anthony Richardson 9th Round WR Tank Dell 5th Round WR Diontae Johnson 5th Round 2023 KEEPERS: W RB - Tony Pollard R - Amon-Ra St. Brown PEOPLE’S CHAMP 4th Round RB Isiah Pacheco QB Tua Tagovailoa 9th Round QB Aaron Rodgers 5th Round WR Jordan Addison 11th Round WR George Pickens 12th Round TE George Kittle 7th Round Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: 2023 KEEPERS: RB - Isiah Pacheco QB - Tua Tag ‘24 LEAGUE INFO PRE-SEASON TEAM KEEPER INFO BALL & CHAIN NEWSLETTER SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL Where All Of Our Toilet Tinkering Pays Off! League of Hasbeens
JUNK WEST DIVISION 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL SZN EST. 2020 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE IGGY IGGY ‘24 LEAGUE INFO PRE-SEASON EST. 2020 2024 PRE-SEASON VOL 3 | PRE-SEASON 2024 SEASON WHISKEY & STICKY Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: 2023 KEEPERS: RB - Travis Etienne TEAM KEEPER INFO BALL & CHAIN NEWSLETTER SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL Where All Of Our Toilet Tinkering Pays Off! League of Hasbeens 11th Round RB Raheem Mostert QB Justin Fields 4th Round WR DJ Moore 5th Round RB Jahmyr Gibbs 3rd Round RB De’Von Achane 10th Round WR Brandon Cooks 6th Round WR Michael Thomas 8th Round TE Dalton Schultz 15th Round Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: 2023 KEEPERS: RB - JK Dobbins RB - Raheem Mostert 3rd Round RB Travis Etienne QB Kyler Murray 10th Round WR Zay Flowers 5th Round RB Alex Mattison 5th Round WR Rashee Rice 10th Round TE David Njoku 5th Round WR Tyler Boyd 10th Round
2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL SZN EST. 2020 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE QB Lamar Jackson 3rd Round RB Breece Hall 6th Round RB Dameon Pierce 5th Round WR Deandre Hopkins 4th Round WR Brandon Aiyuk 9th Round WR Michael Pittman 10th Round Keeper Considerations & Their ‘24 Draft Round Value: RB Brian Robinson Jr 12th Round TE TJ Hockenson 7th Round 2023 KEEPERS: *Rebuilding Year DASHIN’ SLOTHS JUNK WEST DIVISION ‘24 LEAGUE INFO PRE-SEASON EST. 2020 2024 PRE-SEASON VOL 3 | PRE-SEASON 2024 SEASON #PreSeasonFavorites’23 #PostSeasonTacos’23 TEAM KEEPER INFO BALL & CHAIN NEWSLETTER SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL Where All Of Our Toilet Tinkering Pays Off! League of Hasbeens
IMMUNITY ISLE LAST MAN STANDING GETS THA LOOT! $100 Bonez 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE A League of Hasbeens The Social D Tribe Has Spoken TEAM NAME “Get Off Sucka!” Team Name 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE A League of Hasbeens SEASON 2 The Social D 2024 season’s Elimination Challenge returns with Season 2 of Survivor ! Thistime it will run through Week 14. Weeks1 thru 4 will be play-in rounds and the squad with the lowest accumulated total points scored will be the first to be eliminated. No Immunityfor Week 5. Each remaining week the GM with the lowest scoring squad will be eliminated from competition and the GM with the top scoring squad will get to chill on ImmunityIsle the following week. Rinse/Repeat until one squad remains after week 14 to claim the loot.
The Social D 2024 season’s Elimination Challenge will be Squid Game and will run through Week 14. Weeks1-4 will be play-in rounds and after Week 4 the squad with the lowest accumulated point total is Squidlified. No Immunityis given until anfter Week 5. Each week, thereafter, the GM with the lowestscoring squad will be eliminated from competition and the top scoring squad will receive Squid Ink Immunitythe following week. After Week 14 the high scorer of the two remaining squads will be crowned The Squid Games Champion. 2024 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE A League of Hasbeens
T.J. EDWARDS J. BATES III 2023 SEASON JUNK 2023 SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL FFL EST. 2020 FFL EST. 2020 1 3 DOS CAMINOS UMI ZOOMI 14-14 2 COLUMBIA CITY $DOLLA$ BILLS 16-12 JUNK WEST JUNK EAST 21-7 THE MILLY 14-14 UMI ZOOMI PEOPLE’S CHAMP 16-12 12-14 IGGY IGGY $DOLLA$ BILLS 16-12 14-14 PALE RIDER DASHIN’ SLOTHS 12-16 PUTZERS 11-17 WHISKEY & STICKY 13-15 COBRA KAI BONZAI 9-19 CJ STROUD P. NACUA S. LaPorta 105.9 161.2 #9 #3 #4 #1 123.0 112.15 #3 #2 #3 SOCIAL D 1ST TEAM ALL JUNK SQUAD TOP ROOKS Rookie of the Year 116.3 198.95 128.7 183.4 88.45 182.55 #5 #4 #1 SPANISH RIDGE 22-7 JUNK BOWL CLASSIC PLAYOFFS F. OLUOKUN B. WAGNER C. BYNUM J. ALLEN D. PRESCOTT C. McCAFFREY B. HALL T. ETTIENNE S. LaPorta C. LAMB T. HILL A-R ST BROWN P. NACUA E. ENGRAM A. WINFIELD JR J. ALLEN C. LAMB C. OLAVE D. SAMUEL R. WHITE N. HARRIS MILLY DIV STANDINGS REGULAR SEASON JUNK 2023
R. SMITH J. PITRE 2022 SEASON SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL FFL EST. 2020 FFL EST. 2020 1 3 SPANISH RIDGE MILLY 6-8 2 COLUMBIA CITY $DOLLA$ BILLS 9-5 6-8 THE MILLY 7-7 IGGY IGGY 8-6 UMI ZOOMI $DOLLA$ BILLS 9-5 JUNK WEST JUNK EAST DASHIN’ SLOTHS 5-9 PEOPLE’S CHAMP 6-8 *WHISKEYDEEK 5-9 PUTZERS 5-9 COBRA KAI BONZAI 7-7 12-2 PALE RIDER K. WALKER III G. WILSON C. OLAVE 154.53 135.62 #6 #3 #4 #1 101.3 167.39 #6 202.92 130.4 #4 SOCIAL D 1ST TEAM ALL JUNK SQUAD #5 #2 147.38 158.55 173.93 168.29 #4 #2 MISSION OAKS 7-7 JUNK BOWL CLASSIC PLAYOFFS F. OLUOKUN N. BOLTON Z. FRANKLIN P. MAHOMES J. ALLEN A. EKELER J. JACOBS T. KELCE J. JEFFERSON T. HILL D. ADAMS S. DIGGS T.J. HOCKENSON A. WINFIELD JR P. MAHOMES A. COOPER C. GODWIN M. ANDREWS A. EKELER N. HARRIS IGGY IGGY C. McCAFFREY TOP ROOKS Rookie of the Year DIV STANDINGS REGULAR SEASON JUNK JUNK 2022 2022
C.J. MOSLEY J. THOMPSON 2021 SEASON JUNK 2021 SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL FFL EST. 2020 JUNK 2021 FFL EST. 2020 1 2 3 MIDTOWN PALE RIDER 9-5 9-5 THE MILLY 8-6 IGGY IGGY $DOLLA$ BILLS 7-7 6-8 UMI ZOOMI DASHIN’ SLOTHS 4-10 PEOPLE’S CHAMP 10-4 *VODKA KNOCKERS 4-10 PUTZERS 5-9 COBRA KAI BONZAI 8-6 9-5 PALE RIDER J. CHASE J. WADDLE 122.06 155.65 #6 #3 #5 #1 209.41 133.98 #3 186.84 166.48 #5 SOCIAL D 1ST TEAM ALL JUNK SQUAD #5 TOP ROOKS Rookie of the Year #3 N. HARRIS PONDEROSA CREEK 8-6 JUNK WEST JUNK EAST #2 127.68 100.13 170.19 159.68 #4 WINDSOR PACIFIC 8-6 JUNK BOWL CLASSIC PLAYOFFS F. OLUOKUN J. BROOKS M. FITZPATRICK J. ALLEN J. HERBERT T. BRADY A. EKELER N. HARRIS C. KUPP D. ADAMS D. SAMUEL M. ANDREWS T. KELCE D. CARLSON K. MURRAY J. BURROW J. CHASE M. ANDREWS A. KAMARA J. WILLIAMS COBRA KAI BONZAI J. TAYLOR PEOPLE’S CHAMP DIV STANDINGS REGULAR SEASON
C.J. MOSLEY J. THOMPSON 1 2 3 COLUMBIA CITY $DOLLA$ BILLS 7-6 THE MILLY 8-5 UMI ZOOMI DASHIN’ SLOTHS 9-4 PEOPLE’S CHAMP 5-8 $DOLLA$ BILLS 7-6 *VOD KA KNOCKERS 6-7 PUTZERS 3-10 COBRA KAI BONZAI 9-4 8-5 PALE RIDER J. HERBERT J. TAYLOR 158.76 170.32 #6 #3 #5 254.03 180.11 #3 184.56 198.86 #5 SOCIAL D 1ST TEAM ALL JUNK SQUAD #5 TOP ROOKS Rookie of the Year #3 JUNK EAST #4 2020 SEASON JUNK 2020 SOCIAL DISTORTION FFL FFL EST. 2020 JUNK 2020 FFL EST. 2020 6-7 4-9 IGGY IGGY #1 J. JEFFERSON WINDSOR PACIFIC 9-4 JUNK WEST #2 191.04 170.68 189.84 154.55 MIDTOWN 8-5 JUNK BOWL CLASSIC PLAYOFFS F. OLUOKUN J. BROOKS M. FITZPATRICK J. ALLEN A. RODGERS A. KAMARA D. HENRY N. HARRIS C. KUPP D. ADAMS D. SAMUEL M. ANDREWS T. KELCE D. CARLSON J. ALLEN M. GORDON III J. JEFFERSON R. WOODS D. JOHNSON T. KELCE PALE RIDER D. COOK COBRA KAI BONZAI THE MILLY DIV STANDINGS REGULAR SEASON