Volume 1, Issue 6

Game of Dynasties






10/9/2019 Mass Deflators UTD By Dylan P Volume 1, Issue 6


Week 5 Round Up A Plague on the Non-Believers

 Y’all Need Jesus Y’all Need Jesus managed a Fuller actually managed to
(5-0-0) beat season high 177.14 fantasy score more points than Aaron
Tyreek’s points in Week Five against Jones, with a total of 46.70
Toddlers (2-3-0) Tyreek’s Toddlers. The 177.14 points in Week Five.
fantasy points scored sets a
 Death By Sanu- Fortunately, Matt Ryan and
Snu (5-0-0) beat new mark to beat in Mass Chris Godwin also stepped up
Hung Like Deflators UTD as it is the single this week to help their team get
Hernandez highest amount of points the win over Tyreek’s Toddlers.
(1-4-0) scored to date in this league’s Matt Ryan had a week worthy
short lifetime. Aaron Jones throws up four
 Hooper Troopers of 31.90 fantasy points while fingers in case anyone hadn’t
(3-2-0) beat The Aaron Jones led the way for Julio Jones only caught 3 balls counted how many TDs he had
Third Wheel Y’all Need Jesus scoring an for 42 yards. Matt Ryan is gotten.
(0-5-0) incredible 45.70 fantasy points having a great statistical year
by accumulating 4 rushing despite the Falcons’ overall
 Beginner’s Luck touchdowns in one game. struggle to win games.
(4-1-0) beat Jones also managed to rack up
Edwin’s Bad 182 all purpose yards on 26 Y’all Need Jesus is the power-
Team (1-4-0) house to beat as he remains
total touches.
atop the Power Rankings
 Wookie of the What’s probably more ahead of the Week Six games.
Year (2-3-0) beat impressive is that this team
Grave Robber
(1-4--0) could've broken 200 fantasy
points if GM David had started
 Kraft’s Happy Will Fuller. On the bench, Will Fuller just sitting, like he was
Endings (5-0-0) Fuller caught 3 receiving on the bench of Y’all Need Jesus.
beat touchdowns on 14 catches
Hammertime with 217 receiving yards.
(1-4-0)




Inside this issue: Week Five Studs
Power Rankings 2
Aaron Jones—45.70 points Christian McCaffrey—44.70 DJ Chark—32.40 points
Blank Space 3 Rushing 19/107/4 points 8/164/2
Receiving 7/75/0 Rushing 19/176/2 Russell Wilson—29.92 points
M.O.T.W. Week 6 3 Amari Cooper—34.10 points Receiving 6/61/1 Passing 17/23 for 268 & 4tds
Receiving 11/226/1 Michael Thomas—35.70 points Rushing 8/32/0
The Sanu Crew 3 Receiving 11/182/2
Will Fuller—46.70 points Adam Thielen—28.50 points
Stashes & Injuries 4 Receiving 14/217/3 Deshaun Watson—41.74 points Receiving 7/130/2
Passing 28/33 for 426 & 5tds
The Trade Block 4 Josh Jacobs—27.80 points Rushing 4/47/0 Matt Ryan—31.90 points
Rushing 26/123/2 Passing 32/46 for 330 & 3tds
Receiving 3/20/0 Chris Godwin—28.00 points with 1 int
Receiving 7/125/2 Rushing 3/7/1

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Power Rankings













The tiers of
teams:

T1—Studs
Y’all Need Jesus
Death By Sanu-
Snu
Kraft’s Happy
Endings
Beginner’s Luck 1: Y’all Need Jesus—Over the past 3 weeks, no other franchise has come even close to putting up as many fantasy
points as the current Power Ranking leader. This team has averaged 152 fantasy points a week over the past three
weeks. The closest team to that mark scored 135.9 on average the past few weeks.
T2—Fringe
2: Death By Sanu-Snu—A good showing this week means that this franchise is still in the hunt for a championship.
Hooper Troopers Time will tell how the snaps between Ekeler and Gordon develop, but it appears as though Ekeler is still an
important piece the LA Chargers’ offense moving forward.
Wookie of the
Year 3: Kraft’s Happy Endings—If Christian McCaffrey didn’t have the monster week he had, this would’ve easily been their
first loss this season. If McCaffrey can continue having 40+ point weeks, they will be difficult to beat; but if not, the
Tyreek’s first season loss could be arriving sooner rather than later.
Toddlers 4: Beginner’s Luck—Pulling further away in their division, Beginner’s Luck now has 4 wins on the season. With only
Edwin’s Bad one loss currently, Beginner’s Luck looks like a real contender for the 2019 season.
Team 5: Hooper Troopers—The first of two Wild Card spots is currently held by Hooper Troopers. While still currently scoring
(on average) less than the overall weekly average from the league, they have managed to grab three wins over the

past three weeks. They will look to keep things rolling as the only team with a 3-2-0 overall win-loss.
T3—Existing
6: Wookie of the Year—A big win this week has Wookie of the Year in the playoff race. Over the past three weeks, only
Hammertime the top four teams have averaged more weekly points. With a season average of 121.6 points scored, they beat
Grave Robber the league average by just under 6 points per game.
Hung Like 7: Tyreek’s Toddlers—A tough loss causes a slight dip in the Power Rankings for Tyreek’s Toddlers. With a season
average of 121.0 points per week, they are still very much in the race for a Wild Card spot, but will need to climb a
Hernandez slightly uphill battle to prove they deserve a playoff berth.
The Third Wheel
8: Edwin’s Bad Team—A team whose win-loss record does not reflect how many good players they have. With bye
weeks looming, this could be their chance to get a couple wins to fall their way, but they will need to have the depth
to overcome their own players’ bye weeks.
9: Hammertime—These teams that are Power Ranking 9-12 don’t have much to be said about them. The top of this
tier is a franchise that has been averaging 107.5 points per week. They only have 114.7 points scored on average
against them, so the games have been close. Without some wins moving forward, this will be a lost season.

10: Grave Robber—A tough break for a team that has so many Fantasy Elders. They seemed primed to contend this
year, but since then have struggled. Not all hope is lost, but this season isn’t looking to bright.
11: Hung Like Hernandez—Still hanging around at Power Ranking 11. It’s amazing they ever got a win in the first place.
12: The Third Wheel—Five weeks in, five games down. With the fantasy regular season ending in 8 weeks, it will take a
Herculean end of the season to vault up into playoff talks.

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Nothing For You Here

Ran out of time this week. Had
a busy schedule. Be happy you
got anything … you ingrates.


























Matchup of the Week: Week 6 When two

Finally a matchup we can be duking it out against the Miami retired. On the other side of the boats are
excited for. There are some Dolphins in the NFL this week. ball, The Third Wheel does have sinking side by
truly impressive teams that are their top two picks, they are just
competing against one another The winner of this game will really bad players (Baker side, which
this week; but we aren’t going probably not get much else to Mayfield and Odell Beckham one sinks
to talk about any of them. win for this year, so it is Jr). It is a matchup that will go
essentially the Championship down in Mass Deflators Utd faster? That’s
Hung Like Hernandez, with one matchup of the bottom tier of history as one of the most (if essentially
win on the season, takes on teams. Hung Like Hernandez not the single most) pathetic what we will
The Third Wheel, who is still does not have their top two weeks of fantasy football, ever.
winless. A game that should picks from this offseason this see in Week 6.
(honestly) be more interesting week because Saquon Barkley
than the Washington Redskins is injured and Andrew Luck



The Sanu Crew


Here is a list of notable players
who performed worse than Julio Jones (5.70) Keenan Allen (3.80)
Mohamed Sanu in last week’s Lamar Jackson (11.44) TY Hilton (5.70)
matchups:
Sammy Watkins (0) Stefon Diggs (5.90)
Carson Wentz (12.06)
Nick Chubb (10.40) Melvin Gordon (5.80)
Mike Evans (0)
Jarvis Landry (9.50) Aaron Rodgers (9.42)
Baker Mayfield (-2.00)
Brandin Cooks (6.10) Evan Engram (7.70)
Odell Beckham Jr (4.00)
Phillip Rivers (4.14) James Conner (11.50)
Larry Fitzgerald (8.80)

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Notable Moves, Stashes, and Injuries



 Zay Jones was traded from the Buffalo Bills to the Oakland Raiders in exchange for a 2021 5th round pick. The
move helps a struggling Wide Receiver core in Oakland, which had the loss of Antonio Brown earlier this year.
Zay Jones is assumed to become the de facto WR2 alongside Tyrell Williams. The jury is out for how relevant
Jones will become for fantasy purposes, but he was uninvolved in Buffalo so his situation certainly can’t get
any worse.

 Mason Rudolph took a crazy hard hit in his game against the Ravens. The worst part was that his head
crushed the ground when he fell. Rudolph was really slow to get up and his teammates looked like they were
just trying to make sure he had a pulse. Moving into this week, the Steelers have Develin Hodges as their

starting QB. This offense will, more likely than not, struggle with someone who was a Practice Squad QB only
a few weeks ago.

 Wayne Gallman, Sterling Shepherd, and Evan Engram all got injured in their matchup in Week Five. The Giants
offense is now missing their top three play makers and their backup RB. John Hilliman expects to get the start,
but that will probably prove irrelevant when they play against the Patriots on Thursday Night Football.

















The Trade Block

None. Most of the players on the trade block were

either already discussed or are so irrelevant that I
would rather not discuss them than go through the

time of finding statistics on them.




Give me something more interesting to talk about.