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Table of Contents 

1. The shaming and death of Hero 
2. Unlikely marriage or secret love? 
3. What is Cuckoldry? 
4. Unkownarticle1 
5. Unkownarticle2 
6. Unknownarticle3 
7. Advertisements 
8. Crosswords & Horoscopes 

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The Shaming and death of Hero 

The death of Hero, daughter of Leonato, has
wreaked havoc, upon the people of Messina.
Her death, occurred on the 6th of May, 1666.
When investigated, the cause of Hero’s death
was revealed to be the vulgar language,
mockery and shaming, directed towards her
by Claudio.

“Claudio shamed my sister, and revenge
must be had,” said an angry, and emotionally unstable Beatrice, upon asking her what
she thinks of the situation. Beatrice also proceeded to talk about how cruel Claudio is,
and how sad she felt for her sister. There have also been some rumours, that Beatrice
also said to Benedick, afterwards to “Kill Claudio.” It is not an opinion, but a fact, that
what was given to Hero was completely wrong, and that Claudio’s actions were totally
unjustified, however, even Benedick agreed to fight Claudio, like a man, in order to
right Hero.

In an interview with Leonato, our reporters were told that “What Claudio did, was
completely wrong. Not only did he use such language, on a holy day, Claudio dared to
accuse Hero, my daughter, of being in bed, with men other than himself,” Leonato
continued on to say that if Claudio did not want to marry Hero, he could have simply
said so, instead of hurting Hero the extent that she died from the emotional wounds
inflicted upon her, by Claudio.

 
 
 
 

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Unlikely Marriage or Secret Love? 

Benedick, the so-called “bachelor for life,” abruptly decided to marry Beatrice. The
rivalry of Benedick and Beatrice, was well-known throughout Messina, and a few
months back, it was unthinkable that the two would dare stand beside each other, let

alone marry each other. Although all
is well, and Benedick is now a
happily-married life. In a recent
interview with Benedick, he said that
“when he said he didn’t want to
marry,” he simply meant that “he
didn’t expect to live long enough to
marry.” A reasonable expectation,
for a person in his profession of war.
He also refused to tell us of his
history with Beatrice before their
marriage, save his narrations of their
banter. Although both Benedick and
Beatrice argue that they didn’t have much of a history, and they requited love for each
other, without ever having the intention to do so, we firmly believe that it was in fact a
secret love. A love, kept hidden from the eyes of Messina. This seems to be clearly
conveyed by their so-called banter, not to mention the secret letters which were
revealed at their weddings, by Claudio and Hero respectively(See picture above) .  
 
 
  

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 Crosswords and Horoscopes 

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Today’s horrific Horoscope 

Scorpio: Something you have long desired seems to be coming true, but be careful Scorpio, for
things are not what they seem.
Taurus: You have been putting something you need to do off, for a long time. Anything you do
today, will not be in vain.
Libra: There is an illusion of betrayal in your mind. This seed was planted by an ill-wisher, and if you
do not look past it, you will do something truly terrible.
Gemini: Lately, there has been a sudden change in your behaviour, caused by some information
you have heard. While this is not true, acting upon it will be fruitful.
Aquarius: Someone close to you will be very hurt today. As an Aquarius, your skills with calming
people down are good, and you shall need it direly today.
Cancer: Today will be a very bad day for you. You will be very depressed, it would be best to
postpone important things, for a few days.
Capricorn: It is your lucky day today. You shall find out something, that will be of great use, and you
will be rewarded for this.
Pisces: Nothing like a good day’s rest. Take today to relax and recharge, difficult times have just
passed, and you have earned some rest.
Sagittarius: Beware, today you will be in imminent danger, a person who you believe is supposed to
help you, will betray you.
Leo: You have been wanting to do something, for many days now. The obstacle blocking you has
finally been removed, charge straight ahead!
Virgo: You might find yourself with empty pockets. Stay away from gambling to gain money fast,
and instead earn it.

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Do you have what it takes to solve this month’s 
crossword Puzzle? 

Answers are on the next page

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  Down 1) Hero
  Down 2) Beatrice
Down 4) Benedick
Across 3) Margaret Down 5) Don John
Across 7) Dogberry Down 6) Messina
Across 8) Don Pedro
Across 9) Cuckoldry

 

 

 

 

 

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That’s it for this edition, see you 
in the next edition! 

 
 

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