May 2015 GRG Program Pages2

Tonight’s Schedule

6:00 Doors
Free Skate & DJ Entertainment
6:30 Photos
6:45 Line up
7:00 Announce Teams
7:05 National Anthem : Ginger Baked
7:10 Derby 101
First Whistle
7:45 Half-time
8:10 Second Half
9:00 After Party at Pub & Patio - Karaoke with
Rockin’ Rob

Tonight’s Announcers: Clint Narramore & Auf Wieder Slayin

GRG Gives Back We Want YOU!

A portion of tonight’s proceeds donated to: Check out our new skater info meeting:

Date: Monday, June 1st
Time: 6:00 pm
At The New Ulm Event Center.
>>Enter the door farthest back
along the right side of the building
Come learn about roller derby and
the skills that will get you ready
to bout with us!
RSVP and Questions? Email Us!
[email protected]

Roller Derby Q & A

Why isn’t the track banked? We play what’s called Flat Track
Roller Derby, so the track is flat. This helps reduce the amount of
injuries and doesn’t take as long of a learning period to skate on.
Why do players keep leaving the track in the middle of a
play? These players have been called for a penalty and must
serve out their time in the penalty box before returning to the
game.
Do the teams hate each other? NO! In fact, once we’re off
the track we throw a heck of an after party where we all hang
out and have a good time. Many players on opposite teams are
good friends off the track.



Referee (Zebra) Staff

Wernher Von Bombed (Minnesota Roller Girls)
Fun Fear (Sioux Falls. SD)
SporkHer (La Crosse, WI)
SwingHer (La Crosse, WI)
G.I. Skooledya (Duluth)
Rollz 4 Damage (SCAR)

Don’t have track-side tickets, but want to
come down on the floor?

That’s OK! Come on down and check out the merch
tables and half-time show. If you’re 21+ you can grab a
beer, too!

Charity Spotlight



Thanks to our emergency response team helping to
keep us safe tonight!

There are no fake hits or theatrics here. Everything you see on
the court is 100% real, and we sometimes do get hurt. Our
Refs keep us in line and make sure we are all following the
rules. This is for our own safety and to keep the game fair. For
more info on penalties, check out the “That’s a no-no” page.

Goosetown Roller Girls is a not-for-profit organization focused on
quality and engaging game-play and community service.

507-354-1111
225 N. Minnesota Street,

New Ulm, MN 56073

Craving pizza?
Pub & Patio offers a variety of pizza
flavors to New Ulm, MN. Let us satisfy your taste
buds with our delicious offerings.

www.pubandpatio.com
The kitchen never closes.

Derby 101





We’ll piece Interested in
your project sponsoring us?

together You can still become a
sponsor for the 2015
(507) 359-7880 Bouting Season! We
203 N. Minnesota St. accept both monetary
donations and in-kind
New Ulm, MN trades. Email inquiries
to: sponsorship@
Copy & Printing Services * Full Color * Wide Format
Printing * Fat Heads * Design Services * Laminating goosetownrollergirls.com
Binding * Business Cards * Flyers * Wedding Invites
Life Sized Cutouts * Birthday Invites * Office Furniture
Office Supplies * Printer/Computer Supplies * IT Services

We’d like to
give a Special

Thanks

to each and every one of
our Referees, Sponsors,
Volunteers and Fans! We
greatly appreciate your
support! We would not be
here today without all of
YOU!

Minnesota Southbound Rollers

Player Number

DEAFiler 666
AshKicker 8
Ginger Baked 350
Loca 888
Sister NoMercy deut 72
Berley Brawler 31
Sh-Hell on Wheels 3N1
Karly Marx 411
Reckless Bexxx 87
Cup of Pain 64
Raven til Dawn 128
ArcStrykher 480

Hypnotic Razz 917

Coach - Budman
Bench Manager - Harriet Slaughter

Goosetown Roller Girls

Player Number
Bernadotte Bomber 16
Brick Hauser 113
Ditty Double Tap 38
Whitetail Terror 721
STORMY EF6

Rosie Ratsnest 4202
Ivona Choker 2
Oedipus Wrecking Ball 007
VooDoo Envie 21
A-Bomb 444
TeKilla Shooter 1 oz
Piper PoundHer 3673

Bench Coach - Bruiseberry Jam
Bench Manager - Lumbersmack

AUTOGRAPHS

Come on down to the Pub & Patio for the after-party
and hang out with your favorite Roller Girls!

Featuring karaoke with Rockin’ Rob!
225 N Minnesota St