Overheard at Work 2018

Overheard at Work 2018

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By Anonymous



It’s amazing what you can overhear when you
don’t bother minding your own business.

I’m just sitting
back, watching the
train wreck rolllllll
through.

[cosmetics]
[makeup]

[electricity]
[oil]

Yeah, my ex wasn’t
exactly stable.

It's a two-Excedrin kind of Monday.

[hair] [fingerprint]
[milk]

[industrial]

OK, I'm going to now
assume my position
for the next two
hours.

That is the bro-iest thing I've ever seen.

[skin care]

[eyebrow]

[lipstick]

Please call your wife
and ask her about
this weird symptom.

Co-worker 1: When's your last day?
Co-worker 2: Do you know something I don't know?

[swimming]

[webinar]

If you think I'm weird
on the outside, just
think of all the stuff I
don't let out.

He would totally drive an '87 Chevy van with
dragon stickers.

[hard hat]

Shut it, Angie.
Write that on your Overheard.