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27 AUG 2017

CHI L’HA reporters were Egypt, returning fig- growth figures with gross production
VISTO? ures of six moose, a twenty percent expected to break 700,000 and net ex-
increase on 2011’s figures of five, and ports to grow by 2%. The worldwide
By LO STAFF Uruguay whose moose population re- dominance of Canada shows no signs
mains stable at eleven. of abating though with this year’s
E’ SCOMPARSO AL CARUSO, moose population expected to match
UN UOMO ALTO, CON MOLTI According to Robbie McRobson, last year’s record figures of one hun-
CAPELLI, DUE OCCHI E UN head of the UN Moose Preserva- dred million billion.
NASO. POTREBBE ESSERE IN tion Council, worldwide moose num-
COMPAGNIA DI DUE MAL- bers are expected to grow markedly Europe’s rise as an international
VIVENTI: UN IMPASTICCATO DI on last year due to the traditional moose power will slow slightly this
MERDA E IL FAMOSO JOHNNY moose strongholds of Canada and the year as a response to the European
DETTO "SUCCO DI MORE". United States, with the larger de- Union’s move towards standardising
IL FRATELLO DELLO SCOM- veloping moose ecologies also poised the European moose. Stringent qual-
PARSO, HERBERT, DICHIARA: to make gains. The largest percent- ity controls are holding back the de-
"NON FATEGLI DEL MALE, IO agege increase in moose will likely velopment of the eastern european
LO AMO". CHIUNQUE ABBIA come from China’’, says McRobson, populations compared to last year
NOTIZIE DELLO SCOMPARSO The Chinese government has invested when they contributed significantly
CHIAMI IL 555-ESCHER-1550. heavily in moose infrastructure over to europe’s strong growth figures.
the past decade, and their committ- Norway, which is not an EU member
Reuters ment to macrofauna is beginning to but has observer status, strengthed
pay dividends’’. Since 2004 China has in numbers relative to the Euro area
International expanded moose pasture from 1.5% with numbers of Norweigian moose,
Moose Count of arable land to nearly 3.648% and known locally as elk’’ expected to rise
moose numbers are expected to rise for the tenth consecutive year, partic-
Underway to 60,000 making China a net moose ularly thanks to a strong showing in
exporter for the first time. This is the last quarter.
By BOB O’BOBSTON good news for neighbouring Mongo-
lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose As moose season reaches its close,
The UN-sponsored International inhabitents nonetheless have an insa- researchers world wide are turning to
Moose Census got off to a flying tiable desire for the creatures. The in- science in an attempt to boost next
start today with hopes for an increase crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is year’s figures. NASA stunned the
in the worldwide moose population anticipated to relieve pressure on the scientific community today with the
compared to last year’s disapointing relatively strained Russian suppliers, announcment of their discovery that
figures. Among the traditional early but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of the moon is significantly smaller than
trade with its larger neighbour. previously believed. This conclusion,
which is the conclusion of a ten-
Historically the only competitor year collaborative project, will have
to China in the far eastern moose profound implications for the moose
markets has been Singapore but the community as the gravitational field
tiny island nation is set to report a is now known to be of the right
net loss, expecting a decrease of more strength to support moose in orbit.
than five percent on last year’s 50,000
moose counted. The head of Singa- According to John Johnson, head
pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing- of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi-
Feng Lau, explained to an incredu- ment the first delivery of moose into
lous Singaporean parliament yester- low moon orbit could be achieved as
day that bad weather had contributed early as the third quarter of next year.
to this season’s poor showing, most The technology to nurture moose in
notably when a cargo of 150 moose space is available now’’, he said, ’’all
were swept out into the Indian ocean that is needed is political will’’.
in a monsoon.
Granny wins
Yet again the global demand for
moose will be met largely by the World Wrestling
US and Canada. The recession-hit
States is taking comfort in its moose Championship

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27 AUG 2017

VUOI VIVERE on last year due to the traditional moose power will slow slightly this
DI PIU? moose strongholds of Canada and the year as a response to the European
United States, with the larger de- Union’s move towards standardising
By LO STAFF veloping moose ecologies also poised the European moose. Stringent qual-
to make gains. The largest percent- ity controls are holding back the de-
GLI ESPERTI LO CONFER- agege increase in moose will likely velopment of the eastern european
MANO. MANGIARE UNA PEPER- come from China’’, says McRobson, populations compared to last year
ONATA ALLE 8 DEL MAT- The Chinese government has invested when they contributed significantly
TINO ALLUNGA LA VITA, DIS- heavily in moose infrastructure over to europe’s strong growth figures.
TENDE LE RUGHE E RIDUCE the past decade, and their committ- Norway, which is not an EU member
LO STRESS. LA NOSTRA DI- ment to macrofauna is beginning to but has observer status, strengthed
ETOLOGA, LA DOTTORESSA pay dividends’’. Since 2004 China has in numbers relative to the Euro area
FRINZI, CI SPIEGA CHE ACCOM- expanded moose pasture from 1.5% with numbers of Norweigian moose,
PAGNARE LA PEPERONATA of arable land to nearly 3.648% and known locally as elk’’ expected to rise
CON IL CAPRINO AIUTEREBBE moose numbers are expected to rise for the tenth consecutive year, partic-
ANCHE A TENERE BASSO IL to 60,000 making China a net moose ularly thanks to a strong showing in
COLESTEROLO. exporter for the first time. This is the last quarter.
good news for neighbouring Mongo-
Reuters lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose As moose season reaches its close,
inhabitents nonetheless have an insa- researchers world wide are turning to
International tiable desire for the creatures. The in- science in an attempt to boost next
Moose Count crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is year’s figures. NASA stunned the
anticipated to relieve pressure on the scientific community today with the
Underway relatively strained Russian suppliers, announcment of their discovery that
but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of the moon is significantly smaller than
By BOB O’BOBSTON trade with its larger neighbour. previously believed. This conclusion,
which is the conclusion of a ten-
The UN-sponsored International Historically the only competitor year collaborative project, will have
Moose Census got off to a flying to China in the far eastern moose profound implications for the moose
start today with hopes for an increase markets has been Singapore but the community as the gravitational field
in the worldwide moose population tiny island nation is set to report a is now known to be of the right
compared to last year’s disapointing net loss, expecting a decrease of more strength to support moose in orbit.
figures. Among the traditional early than five percent on last year’s 50,000
reporters were Egypt, returning fig- moose counted. The head of Singa- According to John Johnson, head
ures of six moose, a twenty percent pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing- of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi-
increase on 2011’s figures of five, and Feng Lau, explained to an incredu- ment the first delivery of moose into
Uruguay whose moose population re- lous Singaporean parliament yester- low moon orbit could be achieved as
mains stable at eleven. day that bad weather had contributed early as the third quarter of next year.
to this season’s poor showing, most The technology to nurture moose in
According to Robbie McRobson, notably when a cargo of 150 moose space is available now’’, he said, ’’all
head of the UN Moose Preserva- were swept out into the Indian ocean that is needed is political will’’.
tion Council, worldwide moose num- in a monsoon.
bers are expected to grow markedly Granny wins
Yet again the global demand for
moose will be met largely by the World Wrestling
US and Canada. The recession-hit
States is taking comfort in its moose Championship
growth figures with gross production
expected to break 700,000 and net ex- By ROY MCROYSTON
ports to grow by 2%. The worldwide
dominance of Canada shows no signs Records were smashed in
of abating though with this year’s Nicaragua’s World Wrestling Cham-
moose population expected to match pionship last night as 78-year-old
last year’s record figures of one hun- Maud Johnson, grandmother of five,
dred million billion.

Europe’s rise as an international

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27 AUG 2017

E’ MORTO United States, with the larger de- Union’s move towards standardising
veloping moose ecologies also poised the European moose. Stringent qual-
By LO STAFF to make gains. The largest percent- ity controls are holding back the de-
agege increase in moose will likely velopment of the eastern european
ANNUNCIAMO CON GROSSO come from China’’, says McRobson, populations compared to last year
RAMMARICO CHE STAMAT- The Chinese government has invested when they contributed significantly
TINA E’ MORTO GARPEZ, LO heavily in moose infrastructure over to europe’s strong growth figures.
SCULTORE PIU FAMOSO DELLA the past decade, and their committ- Norway, which is not an EU member
TRANSAVANGUARDIA. ABBI- ment to macrofauna is beginning to but has observer status, strengthed
AMO INCONTRATO UN SUO STI- pay dividends’’. Since 2004 China has in numbers relative to the Euro area
MATISSIMO AMMIRATORE CHE expanded moose pasture from 1.5% with numbers of Norweigian moose,
DICHIARA: "MA CHE NE CAPITE of arable land to nearly 3.648% and known locally as elk’’ expected to rise
VOI, CHE NE CAPITE". GIO- moose numbers are expected to rise for the tenth consecutive year, partic-
VANNI DICHIARA: "MA QUALE to 60,000 making China a net moose ularly thanks to a strong showing in
SCULTORE? MA SE NON AVEVA exporter for the first time. This is the last quarter.
NEANCHE LE UNGHIE?". good news for neighbouring Mongo-
lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose As moose season reaches its close,
Reuters inhabitents nonetheless have an insa- researchers world wide are turning to
tiable desire for the creatures. The in- science in an attempt to boost next
International crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is year’s figures. NASA stunned the
Moose Count anticipated to relieve pressure on the scientific community today with the
relatively strained Russian suppliers, announcment of their discovery that
Underway but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of the moon is significantly smaller than
trade with its larger neighbour. previously believed. This conclusion,
By BOB O’BOBSTON which is the conclusion of a ten-
Historically the only competitor year collaborative project, will have
The UN-sponsored International to China in the far eastern moose profound implications for the moose
Moose Census got off to a flying markets has been Singapore but the community as the gravitational field
start today with hopes for an increase tiny island nation is set to report a is now known to be of the right
in the worldwide moose population net loss, expecting a decrease of more strength to support moose in orbit.
compared to last year’s disapointing than five percent on last year’s 50,000
figures. Among the traditional early moose counted. The head of Singa- According to John Johnson, head
reporters were Egypt, returning fig- pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing- of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi-
ures of six moose, a twenty percent Feng Lau, explained to an incredu- ment the first delivery of moose into
increase on 2011’s figures of five, and lous Singaporean parliament yester- low moon orbit could be achieved as
Uruguay whose moose population re- day that bad weather had contributed early as the third quarter of next year.
mains stable at eleven. to this season’s poor showing, most The technology to nurture moose in
notably when a cargo of 150 moose space is available now’’, he said, ’’all
According to Robbie McRobson, were swept out into the Indian ocean that is needed is political will’’.
head of the UN Moose Preserva- in a monsoon.
tion Council, worldwide moose num- Granny wins
bers are expected to grow markedly Yet again the global demand for
on last year due to the traditional moose will be met largely by the World Wrestling
moose strongholds of Canada and the US and Canada. The recession-hit
States is taking comfort in its moose Championship
growth figures with gross production
expected to break 700,000 and net ex- By ROY MCROYSTON
ports to grow by 2%. The worldwide
dominance of Canada shows no signs Records were smashed in
of abating though with this year’s Nicaragua’s World Wrestling Cham-
moose population expected to match pionship last night as 78-year-old
last year’s record figures of one hun- Maud Johnson, grandmother of five,
dred million billion. became the first woman for fifty-six
years, and the oldest competitor ever,
Europe’s rise as an international
moose power will slow slightly this
year as a response to the European

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27 AUG 2017

RECUPERO tion Council, worldwide moose num- dred million billion.
bers are expected to grow markedly Europe’s rise as an international
By LO STAFF on last year due to the traditional
moose strongholds of Canada and the moose power will slow slightly this
SONO INIZIATE STAMAT- United States, with the larger de- year as a response to the European
TINA LE OPERAZIONI DI RECU- veloping moose ecologies also poised Union’s move towards standardising
PERO DI ALDO BAGLIO, ALPIN- to make gains. The largest percent- the European moose. Stringent qual-
ISTA ESPERTO RIMASTO INCAS- agege increase in moose will likely ity controls are holding back the de-
TRATO SU UNA SCOGLIERA, DI come from China’’, says McRobson, velopment of the eastern european
CUI E’ ANCORA SCONOSCIUTA The Chinese government has invested populations compared to last year
LA POSIZIONE. I SUOI COM- heavily in moose infrastructure over when they contributed significantly
PAGNI DICHIARANO: "EH SE the past decade, and their committ- to europe’s strong growth figures.
NON HA MAI VISTO UNA MOF- ment to macrofauna is beginning to Norway, which is not an EU member
FETTA NON E’ COLPA NOSTRA". pay dividends’’. Since 2004 China has but has observer status, strengthed
SI VOCIFERA CHE ALDO ABBIA expanded moose pasture from 1.5% in numbers relative to the Euro area
AFFRONTATO LA PERICOLOSA of arable land to nearly 3.648% and with numbers of Norweigian moose,
SCOGLIERA CON LE CIABAT- moose numbers are expected to rise known locally as elk’’ expected to rise
TINE E CHE SIA POCO ESPERTO to 60,000 making China a net moose for the tenth consecutive year, partic-
NEL RICONOSCERE LE FORME exporter for the first time. This is ularly thanks to a strong showing in
DELLE SPORGENZE. good news for neighbouring Mongo- the last quarter.
lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose
Reuters inhabitents nonetheless have an insa- As moose season reaches its close,
tiable desire for the creatures. The in- researchers world wide are turning to
International crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is science in an attempt to boost next
Moose Count anticipated to relieve pressure on the year’s figures. NASA stunned the
relatively strained Russian suppliers, scientific community today with the
Underway but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of announcment of their discovery that
trade with its larger neighbour. the moon is significantly smaller than
By BOB O’BOBSTON previously believed. This conclusion,
Historically the only competitor which is the conclusion of a ten-
The UN-sponsored International to China in the far eastern moose year collaborative project, will have
Moose Census got off to a flying markets has been Singapore but the profound implications for the moose
start today with hopes for an increase tiny island nation is set to report a community as the gravitational field
in the worldwide moose population net loss, expecting a decrease of more is now known to be of the right
compared to last year’s disapointing than five percent on last year’s 50,000 strength to support moose in orbit.
figures. Among the traditional early moose counted. The head of Singa-
reporters were Egypt, returning fig- pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing- According to John Johnson, head
ures of six moose, a twenty percent Feng Lau, explained to an incredu- of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi-
increase on 2011’s figures of five, and lous Singaporean parliament yester- ment the first delivery of moose into
Uruguay whose moose population re- day that bad weather had contributed low moon orbit could be achieved as
mains stable at eleven. to this season’s poor showing, most early as the third quarter of next year.
notably when a cargo of 150 moose The technology to nurture moose in
According to Robbie McRobson, were swept out into the Indian ocean space is available now’’, he said, ’’all
head of the UN Moose Preserva- in a monsoon. that is needed is political will’’.

Yet again the global demand for Granny wins
moose will be met largely by the
US and Canada. The recession-hit World Wrestling
States is taking comfort in its moose
growth figures with gross production Championship
expected to break 700,000 and net ex-
ports to grow by 2%. The worldwide By ROY MCROYSTON
dominance of Canada shows no signs
of abating though with this year’s Records were smashed in
moose population expected to match Nicaragua’s World Wrestling Cham-
last year’s record figures of one hun- pionship last night as 78-year-old

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KARL POPPER moose strongholds of Canada and the year as a response to the European
O COSSIGA? United States, with the larger de- Union’s move towards standardising
veloping moose ecologies also poised the European moose. Stringent qual-
By LO STAFF to make gains. The largest percent- ity controls are holding back the de-
agege increase in moose will likely velopment of the eastern european
FATE IL NOSTRO TEST PER come from China’’, says McRobson, populations compared to last year
SCOPRIRE SE SIETE PIU UN The Chinese government has invested when they contributed significantly
KARL POPPER O UN COS- heavily in moose infrastructure over to europe’s strong growth figures.
SIGA. SI RACCOMANDA I GEN- the past decade, and their committ- Norway, which is not an EU member
TILI TESTER CHE NEL CASO ment to macrofauna is beginning to but has observer status, strengthed
IN CUI SIATE UN COSSIGA pay dividends’’. Since 2004 China has in numbers relative to the Euro area
L’OPZIONE "COSSIGA MI STA expanded moose pasture from 1.5% with numbers of Norweigian moose,
SULLE BALLE" NON SARA’ AC- of arable land to nearly 3.648% and known locally as elk’’ expected to rise
CETTATA. GRAZIE. moose numbers are expected to rise for the tenth consecutive year, partic-
to 60,000 making China a net moose ularly thanks to a strong showing in
Reuters exporter for the first time. This is the last quarter.
good news for neighbouring Mongo-
International lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose As moose season reaches its close,
Moose Count inhabitents nonetheless have an insa- researchers world wide are turning to
tiable desire for the creatures. The in- science in an attempt to boost next
Underway crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is year’s figures. NASA stunned the
anticipated to relieve pressure on the scientific community today with the
By BOB O’BOBSTON relatively strained Russian suppliers, announcment of their discovery that
but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of the moon is significantly smaller than
The UN-sponsored International trade with its larger neighbour. previously believed. This conclusion,
Moose Census got off to a flying which is the conclusion of a ten-
start today with hopes for an increase Historically the only competitor year collaborative project, will have
in the worldwide moose population to China in the far eastern moose profound implications for the moose
compared to last year’s disapointing markets has been Singapore but the community as the gravitational field
figures. Among the traditional early tiny island nation is set to report a is now known to be of the right
reporters were Egypt, returning fig- net loss, expecting a decrease of more strength to support moose in orbit.
ures of six moose, a twenty percent than five percent on last year’s 50,000
increase on 2011’s figures of five, and moose counted. The head of Singa- According to John Johnson, head
Uruguay whose moose population re- pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing- of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi-
mains stable at eleven. Feng Lau, explained to an incredu- ment the first delivery of moose into
lous Singaporean parliament yester- low moon orbit could be achieved as
According to Robbie McRobson, day that bad weather had contributed early as the third quarter of next year.
head of the UN Moose Preserva- to this season’s poor showing, most The technology to nurture moose in
tion Council, worldwide moose num- notably when a cargo of 150 moose space is available now’’, he said, ’’all
bers are expected to grow markedly were swept out into the Indian ocean that is needed is political will’’.
on last year due to the traditional in a monsoon.
Granny wins
Yet again the global demand for
moose will be met largely by the World Wrestling
US and Canada. The recession-hit
States is taking comfort in its moose Championship
growth figures with gross production
expected to break 700,000 and net ex- By ROY MCROYSTON
ports to grow by 2%. The worldwide
dominance of Canada shows no signs Records were smashed in
of abating though with this year’s Nicaragua’s World Wrestling Cham-
moose population expected to match pionship last night as 78-year-old
last year’s record figures of one hun- Maud Johnson, grandmother of five,
dred million billion. became the first woman for fifty-six

Europe’s rise as an international
moose power will slow slightly this

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27 AUG 2017

CATTURATO According to Robbie McRobson, moose population expected to match
AJEJE head of the UN Moose Preserva- last year’s record figures of one hun-
tion Council, worldwide moose num- dred million billion.
BRAZORF bers are expected to grow markedly
on last year due to the traditional Europe’s rise as an international
By RAFFAELE moose strongholds of Canada and the moose power will slow slightly this
United States, with the larger de- year as a response to the European
E’ stato catturato nella notte tra veloping moose ecologies also poised Union’s move towards standardising
il 26 e il 27 agosto il sospettato Ajeje to make gains. The largest percent- the European moose. Stringent qual-
Brazorf accusato di essere in poss- agege increase in moose will likely ity controls are holding back the de-
eso di biglietto pluritimbrato (vuol come from China’’, says McRobson, velopment of the eastern european
dire che l’ha pagato di piu) fasullo. The Chinese government has invested populations compared to last year
Si cercano ancora i complici tra cui heavily in moose infrastructure over when they contributed significantly
un vecchietto basso, coi baffi che si the past decade, and their committ- to europe’s strong growth figures.
`e dichiarato una spanna sopra gli al- ment to macrofauna is beginning to Norway, which is not an EU member
tri e un giovane controllore bastardo e pay dividends’’. Since 2004 China has but has observer status, strengthed
pignolo. Chiunque possa dare infor- expanded moose pasture from 1.5% in numbers relative to the Euro area
mazioni sui due sospettati avra` una of arable land to nearly 3.648% and with numbers of Norweigian moose,
ricompensa di 30.000 lire dal faleg- moose numbers are expected to rise known locally as elk’’ expected to rise
name di fiducia. to 60,000 making China a net moose for the tenth consecutive year, partic-
exporter for the first time. This is ularly thanks to a strong showing in
Reuters good news for neighbouring Mongo- the last quarter.
lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose
International inhabitents nonetheless have an insa- As moose season reaches its close,
Moose Count tiable desire for the creatures. The in- researchers world wide are turning to
crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is science in an attempt to boost next
Underway anticipated to relieve pressure on the year’s figures. NASA stunned the
relatively strained Russian suppliers, scientific community today with the
By BOB O’BOBSTON but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of announcment of their discovery that
trade with its larger neighbour. the moon is significantly smaller than
The UN-sponsored International previously believed. This conclusion,
Moose Census got off to a flying Historically the only competitor which is the conclusion of a ten-
start today with hopes for an increase to China in the far eastern moose year collaborative project, will have
in the worldwide moose population markets has been Singapore but the profound implications for the moose
compared to last year’s disapointing tiny island nation is set to report a community as the gravitational field
figures. Among the traditional early net loss, expecting a decrease of more is now known to be of the right
reporters were Egypt, returning fig- than five percent on last year’s 50,000 strength to support moose in orbit.
ures of six moose, a twenty percent moose counted. The head of Singa-
increase on 2011’s figures of five, and pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing- According to John Johnson, head
Uruguay whose moose population re- Feng Lau, explained to an incredu- of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi-
mains stable at eleven. lous Singaporean parliament yester- ment the first delivery of moose into
day that bad weather had contributed low moon orbit could be achieved as
to this season’s poor showing, most early as the third quarter of next year.
notably when a cargo of 150 moose The technology to nurture moose in
were swept out into the Indian ocean space is available now’’, he said, ’’all
in a monsoon. that is needed is political will’’.

Yet again the global demand for Granny wins
moose will be met largely by the
US and Canada. The recession-hit World Wrestling
States is taking comfort in its moose
growth figures with gross production Championship
expected to break 700,000 and net ex-
ports to grow by 2%. The worldwide By ROY MCROYSTON
dominance of Canada shows no signs
of abating though with this year’s Records were smashed in