Bill Nye Forest

The Bill Nye Forest

By: Alexander Fultz

Hello, my name is Sonic the Hedgehog. I’m
going to tell you about the time I saw something
very scary in the bushes. It all starts way back
when Sega had kicked me out of their company
and I was on the streets. My life had gone
downhill after that, I mean just think about it. I
was very famous and made thousands of
dollars and then immediately went from being a
star to being a nobody.

If I just hadn’t accidentally committed 32 crimes
I wouldn’t be where I am now. But remember
those were totally on accident.

Anyways that’s enough of my sob story,
let’s get onto the real things. So it was a sunny
afternoon, the snow had just gone away and the
weather was nice. I was taking a walk through
Bill Nye Forest to try and settle down from the
situation from before.

The name Bill Nye Forest is actually a very fitting
name because everywhere you go there is a Bill Nye
the Science Guy staring into your soul. Their eyes
follow you no matter where you go. They know where
you are at all times. Just like everybody had said in
4th grade “Bill Nye the Russian Spy!” Also the bushes,
trees, flowers, and plants are all made out of tiny Bill
Nye’s. Even the air in the forest is made out of
microscopic Bill Nye’s yet nobody really notices. So as
you can obviously tell Bill Nye is a very big deal, but
other than that let’s get back to the story.

So I was walking around Bill Nye Forest and was getting
pretty exhausted. Since I didn’t have any place to stay at
the time I just decided to find a place that would be
decently comfy and take a little nap since it was very
peaceful and the Bill Nye’s would keep an eye on me
while I slept. When I woke up it was already pitch black
outside so I had obviously taken more than just a “little
nap” I probably slept for a few hours actually. I was
freaking out “Shoot! It’s already dark out and all of the
Bill Nye’s had fallen asleep.” I had thought. So I crept
around trying to find the exit. I had just woken up so I
couldn’t think straight and went deeper into the forest…

The more I went into the forest the more I felt
like somebody was watching me. I knew it
wasn’t the Bill Nye’s because they were all
asleep. I even looked at one of them closer and
when I saw that the demon inside of their eyes
was sleeping I knew that they weren’t the ones
looking at me. All of a sudden I had heard a
noise. I quickly turned around only to see
nothing moving. I heard another sound, turned
around again,and didn’t see a single thing. This
repeated again and again and again.

But then I saw something in the bushes. The
bushes were shaking rapidly and the speed was
increasing. I crept towards the bushes slowly to
make sure not to disturb whatever was inside of
it.
I slowly looked into the bushes and saw
something that I would have never suspected…

I had seen Winnie the Pooh having a
midnight snack.

He was eating some honey that he had stored away for
thousands of years. Winnie then looked up at me. “Hi,
Sonic! What are you doing up so late at night?” Winnie had
asked.
“I had woken up not too long ago actually. What time is it
even?” I had said.

“Oh, it’s 3 in the morning,” Winnie replied,
“Alright, I’m going to get back to trying to find my way out
of here, thanks, Winnie. Bye,” I had said,
“Bye! Good luck on escaping.” Winnie said. I paused to
stop and think for a second.
“What do you mean good luck..?” I had asked.
“Oh! Well, I’ve been here for around 2 years and the exit
seems to not even be here.” Winnie replied,

“What?! This can’t possibly be true. You must be joking.” I
said worryingly,

“Sadly I’m not joking Sonic, there appears to be no
escape. You’re going to be stuck here forever. When I had
tried to climb my way out one of the Bill Nye’s had dragged
me back in.” Winnie replied,

“Well, I’m determined to get out of here, and no Bill Nye
will stop me.” I had said that with such confidence, but I
truly thought that this was the end. I was panicking
mentally.

“I had just got fired and now I'm going to die in a forest
with a bunch of Bill Nye’s.”
I had thought to myself.

I just started sprinting, frantically trying to find some way
out of here. No matter where I went, how many turns I
took. I still felt as if I was going in a giant circle. I heard
noises in the bushes once again. I expected it to be
Winnie, so I just looked into the bushes only to find that
Winnie was nowhere to be seen. The only thing I saw
was a bunch of stuffing.

“Oh my gosh, is Winnie dead?!” I thought to myself.
All of a sudden felt something on the back of my neck.
Something warm, I turned around and saw a Bill Nye
staring at me with red glowing eyes. Breathing heavily on
my neck…

I quickly dash out of there as I was very
frightened by the sight. ¨Did that thing kill,
Winnie? No, Winnie can’t be dead. There’s no
way.” I had thought to myself. At this point, I’m
exhausted from running around. I decide to sit
next to a tree to take a break. I only planned to
sit down for around 5 minutes, but I ended up
falling asleep once again. I don’t know how I
managed to end up falling asleep, maybe
because I was exhausted from what had just
happened.

When I had woken up, it was daytime again. I had
forgotten nearly everything that happened last night and
was very confused as to what was even going on. The
only thing I could remember at the time was that Bill Nye
was breathing heavily on my neck. When I got up and
looked around I noticed something strange. Normally, all
of the Bill Nye’s would be awake right now and staring
into your soul, but they were nowhere to be seen. I
walked around a bit trying to recollect my thoughts, but I
just couldn’t remember anything. I walk around for
another minute or two and hear noises coming from the
bushes. The same bushes where I had found Winnie...

As I said before, I didn’t remember much of
anything at the time, so I expected it to be Winnie
there once again. I approached the bushes
hoping to see one of my best pals, but when I
looked inside I didn’t see Winnie at all. What I saw
was a mini Bill Nye that was carrying Winnie’s
stuffing. Right there and then I remember all about
last night and how I had seen Winnie dead. Bill
Nye then looks up at me with an angry look on his
face. It reaches into his pocket and pulls out a
knife!

I started running away but that Bill Nye was quick
and caught up to me with ease. No matter how fast I
would run he would always catch up to me. I then
tripped on a rock and hit my knee hard on the
ground. I knew that this was the end for me. I was
about to be killed by a miniature Bill Nye the
Science Guy. I looked up only to see that the
miniature Bill Nye was gone. I tried to get up, but the
pain from my knee made me unable to. I looked
around a bit more just to be sure that I was safe but
I happened to see something that would make
everything better…

I had seen the exit. Even after I had lost nearly all

hope, I had at the moment finally seeing the exit

would make me gain hope once again. I was finally

able to get up but could hardly walk, so I limped

over to the exit and was able to be happy once

again. I sat down on a bench to try and settle down

a bit more. When I had settled down and was able

to walk again, I decided to walk into the city and saw

something that made my jaw drop. There had been

missing posters all over saying that I was gone for 2

weeks. Missing!!!

Been gone
For 2 weeks.

“What do you mean two weeks? I only
remember being gone for basically a day,” I had
thought to myself.
I wandered around a bit more and had
somebody notice me.

“Oh my gosh! Guys, it’s Sonic,” I soon had
a crowd around me. A lot of people were happy
that I was finally back. After I was able to find a
different job and things were back to normal
again.