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Dreams and Things JASON JAMES JOHNSON MILES COOK Was it a dream or did I make it up?
Whenever I see a pile of eggs & hotdogs in my dream, Wallow is just around the corner! I don’t know why.
One time, I dreamed I was on my way to Molasses Mountain! My shoes were made out of licorice and everywhere I went people wanted to chew them a little. At first I said no. Then I said maybe. Then I said yes!
I don’t know why angel food cake is so fluffy. Is it because cake-makers put balloons in it?
Me & Slippy Napkins were on a carousel that was made out of fudge. It was spinning so fast, the fur on my face got stretched out all the way to the Moon of Plabula. It got so long I could not see, so I got a hair cut and Slippy Napkins made candy canes until the whole thing got better!
Once, I dreamed that Chris used a HUGE pencil sharpener to make his hair so pointy!
Yesterday in the park, I met a gigamantic centipede-bunny. I think he was from Glendale because his pants were super shiny and he wouldn’t listen to anything. I asked him if he wanted a cookie, but he said he was too busy knitting 5000 sweaters for his 5000 babies.
When the world ran out of toothpaste, we all blamed noted DJ Shap Fancybone. I’m pretty sure he was innocent, though.
Me and Wankershim were on the same diet, and all we could eat was hugs!
In my dream last night, my legs were extra long and I could walk all the way to NeoMars City in only four steps!
Me and Purple Gravity went spelunking in the Caves of Testeramus Dibble Clamp-5. It was there that we found a little bag of jellybeans that sang us to sleep. When we woke up, we were on a train to President Fish Head’s private celebrity dining extravaganza!
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Bravest Warriors created by Pendleton Ward Based on characters developed by Breehn Burns Sam Lavagnino is the voice of Catbug © 2014 Frederator Networks, Inc. Illustrations by Miles Cook Written by Jason James Johnson Published in 2014 by Frederator Books ISBN: 978-1-62726-051-0 Published under exclusive license as an eBook original in 2013 by Frederator Books. All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, mechanical, electronic, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission from the publisher. Th e characters, names, and events as well as all places, incidents, organizations, and dialog in this novel are either the products of the author’s imagination or are used fi ctitiously. Visit us at Frederatorbooks.com or email us at [email protected] for more information.
About Miles Cook About Jason Johnson Jason Johnson is co-writer and creative consultant for Bravest Warriors. Jason is also the co-creator and voice of internet phenomenon, Dr. Tran. When he’s not writing for cartoons or Catbug e-books, Jason can be found teaching with the San Diego Guild of Puppetry or playing accordion with a local circus. Miles Cook is an Illustrator and comic artist who currently resides in Portland, Maine. He has been drawing monsters and spaceships and making up stories since he could hold a pencil. His art and comics can be found online at milescook.tumblr.com
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