FKB Kids Jokes 2

FKB Kids Jokes 2

Compiled by Zehnya Bruckert

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FKB Kids Jokes 2

Joke Series

Published by Red Sky Ventures
Created by Zehnya Bruckert © Jul 2019

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What do you call a bear
with no teeth?

A gummy bear! Page 3

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What animal is always at a
baseball game?

A bat.

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What do you call a dog
magician?

A labracadabrador. Page 5

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What do you call a fish
without an eye?

A fsh. Page 6

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Why do you never see
elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really
good at it.

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Two fish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "Do
you know how to drive this

thing?"

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Thieves broke into the
police station last night
and stole all the toilets.

A police spokesman said
the police have nothing to

go on.

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Why do you go to bed every
night?

Because the bed won't
come to you!

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What did the traffic light
say to the car?

Don’t look. I’m about to
change.

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What do you call a deer
with no eyes?

No idea (No eye deer).

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What did the seal with the
broken arm say to the
shark

Do not consume if seal is
broken

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What did the one snowman
say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the dolphin blush?

Because it saw the
ocean's bottom.

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How does Darth Vader like
his toast?

On the dark side.

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How does a train eat?

It goes chew chew.

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What do you call a fly with
no wings?

a walk. Page 18

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