Week 8 Newsletter

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TEAM RICE TRADES AWAY ANOTHER
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LEAGUE RECORD FOR POINTS
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CUMULATIVE PROJECTED STANDINGS

The experts are not in love with the commish's team. Team Thompson is projected to be one of the odd men out in the
playoff hunt. Josh Jacobs has really struggled to produce this year and that combined with Chris Godwin injuries has made
for a disappointing year.
Team Rice still seems to be the clear favorite in the league. A minimum ranking of 2 shows the way this team is highly
regarded with Christian McCaffrey returning. However, major questions remain concerning the WR core with the Odell
injury.
Team Gravenkamp is the current undisputed 1 seed but the rankers are all over the board on this team. There are some
concerns about depth and what happens when Kareem Hunt is no longer the starter. The TE sport is also a real question with
Austin Hooper potentially missing a couple weeks and having his bye week soon.
Team Ablondi is predicted to finish strong. A very easy schedule shoudl keep this squad in the playoff hunt. The major bye
weeks on this team have also already elapsed. The death of the cowboys creates some uncertainty around this WR room after
DK and Keenan.
Team Babrer has weathered the injury storm well. Likely to get Nick Chubb back, Team Barber seems poised to finish the
year strong and secure a playoff spot.
Team Shannon seems to be the first true bubble team. Currently projected at 5th, Team Shannon has lost 4 straight games
and is reeling. Zeke has not shown the upside without Dak. The lack of depth on this team may rear its ugly head come bye
weeks an injuries.
Team Brooks is tied for the projected 5th seed. This team can't decide if it wants to win now or win tomorrow. This
indecision has turned a good team mediocre. The end of year schedule is very nice for this squad however. A playoff spot
might just be in he cards.
The experts are not in love with the commish's team. Team Thompson is projected to be one of the odd men out in the
playoff hunt. Josh Jacobs has really struggled to produce this year and that combined with Chris Godwin injuries has made
for a disappointing year.
Team Hall's future really comes down to Michael Thomas. The schedule to end the year opens up nicely for Team Hall based
on bye weeks. If Michael Thomas can return to the dominant WR1, Team Hall might continue the surge to the top.
Team Lackey looked like a playoff team to start the year but sold it all when Saquon went down. However, this squad might
return to .500 this week and tempt the manager into going win now. An interesting story to watch.
Team Ice has been an overachiever so far. The wins are going to get tougher to come by when bye weeks begin and the lack
of depth is exposed. The return of Fournette makes the RB options very unappealing. the story to watch is whether Ekeler
returns in time to provide a much needed spark.
Team Bass has set up to tank. These projections has Team Bass picking 1.02,1.03,1.04 in next years draft. This is a team
looking to the horizon and not this year.
Team Jongewaard really tries his best. Miles Sanders injuries and the collapse of the Dallas Cowboys has really undone this
squad. This team is looking to 2021 and praying for a JK Dobbins breakout.

SSCCHHEEDDUULLEE BRARETAINKGDSOWN AND STRENGTH OF

Strength of Schedule is the average of standing and max points for to balance out luck and
team potential.

Team Rice
Schedule: Ian, Joe, Pierce, Evan, Connor,
Tom
SOS: 7.25

Team Gravenkamp
Schedule: Luke, Tim, Tom, Jack, Jesse, Ian
SOS: 8.25 (Easiest)

Team Barber
Schedule: Tom, Jack, Jackson, Connor,
Evan, Joe
SOS: 6.67

Team Thompson Team Hall - Schedule: Pierce, Evan, Spencer, Jesse, Jack, Jackson
Schedule: Jack, Tom, Connor, Jackson, SOS: 5.17
Pierce, Jesse
SOS: 7.58 Team Shannon - Schedule: Evan, Pierce, Jesse, Spencer, Tom, Luke
SOS: 5.83
Team Ablondi
Schedule, Jesse, Spencer, Joe, Ian, Luke, Team Ice - Schedule: Jackson, Connor, Luke, Tim, Joe, Spencer
Connor SOS: 5.33
SOS: 7.75
Team Bass - Schedule: Tim, Luke, Jack, Tom, Spencer, Evan
Team Lackey SOS: 5.67
Schedule: Connor, Jackson, Tim, Luke, Ian,
Pierce Team Jongewaard - Schedule: Joe, Ian, Evan, Pierce, Jackson, Tim
SOS: 6.5 SOS: 5 (Hardest)

Team Brooks
Schedule: Spencer, Jesse, Ian, Joe, Tim,
Jack
SOS: 7

2020
GAMEDAY
SCHEDULE:
PART DEUX

We have gone through every week finding
and highlighting the matchup of the week
and made sure to slight Team Brooks
whenever we could!

Week 8: Team Barber vs Team Hall
Week 9: Team Ablondi vs Team Gravenkamp
Week 10: Team Ice vs Team Brooks
Week 11: Team Rice vs Team Thompson
Week 12: Team Hall vs Team Shannon
Week 13: Team Shannon vs Team Brooks

GAMEDAY WEEK 8:
BARBER VS HALL

Analyst 1: Hall Tom and Pierce comes Analyst 3: Hall Picking against Team Dissenting Opinion: Since all the
down to the flex slots. Tom will have a Barber is always scary. The two time analysts picked Team Hall, we at the
get right game to set his sights on the champ continues to show winning Newsletter felt is necessary to speak for
playoffs while Pierce begins to pedigree. However, with Terry on the Team Barber. Russ is in a nice rebound
descend into madness. bench the flex options are not pretty. I spots and Melvin Gordon has RB1
predict Team Hall will pull through on potential with Lindsay hurt. Julio, Kelce
Analyst 2: Hall Fucking amazing the strength of elite RBs. The path to a and Higgins are all in great matchups.
Pierce is 5-2. To the point I'm about Team Barber victory does seem to be Meanwhile, Team Hall is starting
to start never picking against him. Russel Wilson outscores Team Hall's QB starting Derek Carr against a solid
Doesn't make sense. Gonna have to by 20. Team Hall should win this game Browns D in a game that may have
prove me wrong one more week. Hall though with so much missing from Team massive winds.
by 3. Barber.

Week 8 Spreads THE GOSPEL
Jongewaard vs Lackey (-4) ACCORDING TO
Thompson vs Shannon (-6)
Barber vs Hall (-3) LUKE
Ice vs Rice (-20)
Bass vs Ablondi (-17) BOLD PREDICTION: THERE
Gravenkamp vs Brooks (-9) WILL BE A FOUR WAY TIE
FOR FIRST PLACE AFTER

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