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Published by Harmonia Norah, 2017-05-16 06:46:22




TFFHIEIRLRANEEDoAfANNDDIICCEE each other, shoving and pushing, feature Icelandic jumpers and cute, cuddly, Downtown Reykjavik
causing all those earthquakes. But the furry puffins which also appear on most
Snowmobiling across a glacier, swimming two massive plates also drift apart in menus, along with minke whale and
in a blizzard, and the craziest and longest places, allowing magma to spew to the fermented shark.
fireworks spectacular in the world were all on surface, creating new land as it cools
the cards for Norah Casey’s trip to Iceland. – about 2.5 centimeters annually. It’s They’re crazy for fireworks. New Year’s
And she went to the world’s only phallological quite something to have one foot in Eve was indescribable. Hours beforehand
museum...yes it is what you think it is. America and one in Europe! the fireworks started popping sporadically
around Reykjavik and by midnight they
Snowmobiling erupting volcano with the unpronounceable IT WAS PROBABLY PICS WERE TAKEN ON THE CANON POWERSHOT SX60 HS AND THE CANNON POWERSHOT SX710 HS While back in Ireland we’re were exploding everywhere, 360 degrees 8
across a name that caused chaos in the skies and MEANT TO BE THE PICS WERE TAKEN ON THE CANON POWERSHOT SX60 HS AND THE CANON POWERSHOT SX710 HS wondering if there’s enough salt for of the most prolonged, uncoordinated Blue Lagoon
glacier has to halted air traffic across Europe in 2010. DARKEST TIME, BUT the roads during an icy spell this is explosion of lights and sounds. Everywhere
be one of the And yet by Iceland’s standards the eruption I FOUND SOMETHING a country that lives with constant you looked blazing trails, fountains and
most kickass ways of of the Eyjafjallajökull volcano was pretty THAT I HAD BEEN seismic activity, gurgling lava and swirls of sparkles fought for attention.
starting a new year. small. What’s even more extraordinary is LOOKING FOR MY shifting plates. On the plus side all
Swooshing across a that the eruption led to another explosion that geothermal activity provides the ICELANDIC BANANAS
pristine white expanse – that of tourism. In just two years tourist WHOLE LIFE majority of hot water and heating in
of snow in the few numbers rocketed to a million, a pace of Iceland, making it one of the cleanest Extraordinarily, given that it snows for
hours of daylight in change that Icelanders have yet to catch up volcanic eruption around every five years countries in the world. at least five months of the year, Iceland is
Iceland on the last day of 2015 dressed like with. And while we’re banking on an uplift or so. It’s planet earth’s youngest country, Europe’s largest banana grower through the
a Michelin man is way up there as one of from Skellig Michael’s appearance in The created from millions of years of volcanic Maybe it is the precariousness of wonders of geothermally heated greenhouses
my life’s great experiences. If you haven’t Force Awakens, one of our guides told me activity and it is still constantly growing. living at the whim of Mother Nature or around Hveragerði – a town rocked by an
been, then let me give you a glimpse of this that the Star Wars film crew came back on Back in 1963 an underwater eruption the remoteness of the island but it’s not earthquake measuring 6.3 in 2008. It sits
strange and spectacular island. There is three occasions to different parts of Iceland, created a new island called Surtsey off the just the landscape that’s a bit different. on a 5,000-year-old lava field and is just
nowhere quite like Iceland. The lava fields, that he definitely spotted Stormtroopers south coast. This is a country that gave the world 45 km from Reykjavik, so is well worth a
glaciers, fiery volcanoes, pitch-black sandy on the side of a volcano and on another Björk. Here’s a rundown of some of the visit. The town claims to be the hot springs
beaches and steaming geothermal springs occasion he was fairly sure he could see It is the only place on earth where you quirkier stuff. There are no surnames in capital of the world (the earthquake added
create a sense of otherworldliness. This Chewbacca in the distance in the south of can see the mid-AtlanticPrriindt gdreesasb(€o5v55e) sbeyaStella Iceland. You’re named as your father’s a whole new area of mud and hot spring
surreal landscape has been the backdrop to the island. So tourism is set to rise steadily level. One morning we vJeeannt@urHeadvanfoa;rbtlhactkoshoes daughter or son. A friend of mine is the activity on its hillside). The Geothermal Park
many Hollywood blockbusters including into the future. the valley of Thingvellir(€t6o45s) ebey Dthrieis VmanirNaoctelen @ daughter of Thomas so her surname is a rustic spa treatment area where you can
the recently-released Star Wars movie. of nature first hand (thingveBllriorw.ins)T.hTomhaiss is Tómasdóttir. Her husband is named dip your feet in mud and wash in the warm
So although it’s only a two hour (and The kick starter was the volatility of the is where the massive tectonic plates of after his father so he’s Jóns Stefánsson springs. Just make sure you have a map of
surprisingly affordable) flight from Ireland 2010 eruption that grounded planes but America and Eurasia thrust up against and their son and daughter’s surnames where’s safe, because there are other pools
it feels like a million light years away. also intrigued intrepid travellers keen on are Jónsson and Jónsdóttir– so they where you can cook eggs and bake bread.
This is a place that US astronauts use as a adventure. And there is plenty of drama to have four different surnames. The Round it off with a visit to the earthquake
training ground for landing on the moon. be had. Earthquakes are a daily occurrence, telephone directory lists people by simulator in the town’s museum where you
Now, thanks to WOW Air you can fly there mostly low level – last May, Reykjavik first name and you have to apply to can experience a quake above six on the
direct from Dublin. was hit with a four and a few months the naming committee if you want to Richter scale.
A visit to Iceland is a real life geography previously a nearby town experienced one introduce a new name that’s not on the
lesson where the power of Mother Nature just over three on the Richter scale. They approved list. POOL HANGOUTS
is up close and personal – and she is pretty much take this level of earthquake
without doubt the boss of this country. If in their stride (over six is significant). It has the the lowest crime rate in Swimming pools and baths are the focal point for Icelandic life where young and old go
you wonder about the power that she can There are over one hundred volcanoes the world (only 150 prisoners in the most days, to chill out and catch up on the gossip. As well as the public pools there is the
unleash then cast your mind back to that in the central region with around 30 or whole country out of a population famous Blue Lagoon, the ethereal blue lake that is the most visited attraction in Iceland. Back
so considered active. Iceland has a major of 330,000!). The language is strange in the 1980s, locals started to visit this man-made lagoon believing that the waters had skin
and ancient and they have 46 words healing properties. The lagoon is actually fed from the silica and sulfur rich water output of
for snow. They are the world’s most a geothermal power plant. In 1992 it opened officially to the public and soon after myself
consummate book readers and writers. and my late husband Richard went to visit. There was a rustic area for showering and we ran
The Sagas of Icelanders, ancient over slippery rocks in the snow to get under the water as fast as we could. There was just us
stories that trace the lives of their and a few others swimming in the lagoon. Now it is booked out well in advance so it’s busy
ancestors circa 1,000 AD are among all the time. You can swim up to a bar and sip Prosecco under the stars, book a table in the
the most historically significant texts restaurant afterwards or avail of a VIP experience with personal changing rooms. It’s still a
in the world. Icelanders can still read beautiful experience, even with the crowds.
the Sagas in their original Old Norse
writings and rather than opt for MARCH 2016 IRISH TATLER 117
English words for new technologies
or devices such as the mobile phone,
television or computer they create
a name from ancient Viking words.
Many Icelanders believe in elves
(hidden people) and mystical powers.

Much of Iceland in the coastal areas
and to the north is deserted with the
highest population in Reykjavik of
around 120,000, which is similar to
Cork – except it occupies a land area
similar to Paris. It’s a huge low rise

Downtown Reykjavik is really just
one main street. Most of the shops



SNOWMOBILING Geothermal pools Strokkur gushing
near Hvítá River skywards like clockwork
Nature in all her spectacular glory is the
“ NOTHING CAN QUITE main reason to visit Iceland. We spent
PREPARE YOU FOR THE five days, enough to sample some of its
ASCENT UP A MOUNTAIN treasures. If you want to try the ultimate
WITH A JEEP PLUNGING thrill of scooting across a glacier on
DEEP INTO SEVERAL a snowmobile then here’s how we did
FEET OF SNOW” it. Driving up the mountain to get to
Iceland’s second largest glacier Langjökull
SEE EVERYDAY IN GIGANTIC TUBES us we went with Mountaineers of Iceland GULLFOSS
OF FORMALDEHYDE and someone else (Gummi) was at the You can combine snowmobiling with a tour of the Golden Circle, a very accessible
Right across from our hotel was the proudly titled ARE VARIOUS wheel of the super Jeep. Iceland had one-day trip around some of the great sights within driving distance from Reykjavik. This was one of the most magnificent vistas
the Icelandic Phallological Museum and I wondered TYPES OF GHOSTLY more snow in December than it has had Earlier that day we visited the historic Thingvellir National Park, where in 930AD among many contenders in Iceland. I have never
if there was a chain and I had somehow missed the SPECIMENS FROM for the past ten years so the roads were (around the time of the Sagas) Iceland’s first parliament was founded. It was dark and seen a frozen waterfall and on the day we went
Irish or French version on my travels. But appar- VARIOUS MAMMALS treacherous. We started out in what, difficult to see anything but we returned there a few days later on a quest to see the sub zero temperatures created improbably
ently not because it boldly states that it is the ‘only - AND THREE by Irish standards, would have been Northern Lights. beautiful ice spikes and a wintery white mist with
one of its kind in the world’. I had to visit (once HOMOSAPIENS” impossible driving conditions but this is a the thundering river pummeling downward. It
in a lifetime and all that…). After a while I had country that lives with snow for most of On the way back I stood far too long in the freezing cold waiting for Strokkur to was wild and powerful and an awesome display
seen enough penises to do me a lifetime. There are the winter and a few feet doesn’t phase perform. Every seven or eight minutes this ancient geyser erupts up to 30 or 40 metres of nature at its best. On sunny days the Gullfoss
more than 200 penises and penile parts, the man at them. But nothing can quite prepare high – and even though you know it’s going to happen, I, and the small crowd gathered shows off her gentle side with stunning rainbows.
the ticket desk told me proudly. Floating eerily in you for the ascent up a mountain with a around, shrieked every time it did. I had to drag myself away. Strokkur and the world’s It also took my breath away because the wind-chill
gigantic tubes of formaldehyde are various types of Jeep plunging deep into several feet of original Geysir (from which the name is derived) are in a geothermal area near the tore into the multiple thermal layers and made it
ghostly specimens from various mammals – whales, snow. Even by Iceland’s standards this Hvítá (White) River which starts life in a lake on the Langjökull glacier where we impossible to linger too long – my eyes were in
elephants, zebra, seals, a rogue polar bear (that’s was extreme. And it was dark for most of had just snowmobiled. And afterwards we followed it on to the spectacular Gullfoss danger of freezing up! Black ice made it difficult
how it’s listed!) and three homosapiens. I read the the journey as we raced against time to (Golden) Waterfall which literally took my breath away. to get too close to the side of waterfall but I got
framed letter from one of the men who donated hit the glacier during daylight hours and close enough to feel the icy spray on my face.
his – hard to explain really, something to do with got back down before the pitch blackness Icy Gullfoss Waterfall shrouded Exhilarating.
posterity. I can tell you, however, that mankind descended again. It got light around 11am in a wintery white mist
didn’t compare favourably to the other specimens. and waned again around 3pm. A walk along the harbour front became a daily
After a while, and especially after my mother called “WE PORED OVER THE ritual with the ever changing colours of the sea,
to see how I was getting on (there is no good way At times it looked like we were VARIOUS WEBSITES sky and snow covered mountains. We also went
of saying I am in a room full of floating penises) I destined to join the many others we saw FOR RATINGS OF to the top of the Hallgrímskirkja, Iceland’s largest
shuffled closer to the door as a couple giggled into stranded on the side of the road waiting church, and looked out over the snow-topped
a penis telephone under the glow of the stretched for rescue. In blizzard-like conditions SOLAR ACTIVITY AND roofs of Reykjavik. Most areas downtown are
scrotum overhead lamps. It was different. Gummi hung his head out the window to PREDICTIONS OF walkable but we also did a bus tour to see some of
[email protected];; try to get visibility on the road markers CLOUD COVER” the famous landmarks and get a feel for the city.
– virtually impossible as all you could see
was a glimpse of the tip of the three foot The Northern Lights have been top of my
yellow poles that straddled the route. wishlist for some time and for two nights running
As we neared the summit our intrepid we chased them, pored over the various websites
driver got out to let air out of the tyres for ratings of solar activity and predictions of
so that we could stay on top of the snow cloud cover. I spent hours resetting my camera
(on the way back down we stopped to and stood well past midnight knee deep in snow.
put air back in). The jeep creaked and Almost every day I met someone who had seen
pitched as it plunged through the snow them but sadly it wasn’t to be. And although it
dunes and at times came to a standstill. would have been amazing to have finally seen
Dara and I began to rummage through them there were so many other spectacular
our backpacks to see how long our food sights in Iceland. I left feeling invigorated for
and water provisions would last if we the year ahead and with a small glimmer of
were stranded. It was a complete white excitement that I had the perfect excuse to
out for the most part – impossible to come back and continue my quest to see those
tell where we were going. We thought dancing lights in the sky. Some day.
we were hopelessly lost for the final half
hour. Gummi was unusually quiet but
then again he was trying to steer through
three foot drifts with his head out the
window. Then, suddenly the incongruous
sight of a hut in the distance, a speck on
the horizon.

And was it worth it? Heck yes. We
stumbled through the snow into the
basecamp and struggled into waterproof
suits and helmets and headed out for a
quick lesson. Soon we were off sliding
across the snow. It was magical.




We stayed in a gem of a place, Hlemmur around balconies and a WOW Air opened up direct
Square, right in the heart of downtown view across the colourful flights to Reykjavik from
Reykjavik. This is a really funky art deco roof tops of the city. And it Dublin last year – and it’s also
boutique hotel and hostel (it has apartments excelled at essentials. After long days of the perfect gateway to fly on to
too). It has a hipster-vibe, high on style and trudging through snow and almost incessant the US. WOW is low cost (from
low on fuss. The quirky decor and statement icy blizzard like conditions, it was sublime to just €69) but not without frills.
pieces added to the charm – a chess The seats were comfortable, the
table (well used, including by us), return to the warmth of Hlemmur. A long staff very friendly and the best
leather armchairs, a boudoir- hot (geothermally powered) shower, bit is that in just two hours you
style mirror strewn dining area, fluffy towels and then slinking touch down in a magical place
mismatched chairs and tables between crisp fine linen sheets with quite unlike any other. There is
and statement art that added marshmallow pillows and wrapped no time difference between
colour and interest. I loved it and in the light as air, duvet. Iceland and Ireland so it’s the
so did my fellow travelers. Also This unique hotel/hostel is the perfect escape.
the unique combination of guests brainchild of Klaus Ortlieb (pictured
from hostel-staying backpackers to men in GETTING
suits made it all the more eclectic. The staff here with me), the entrepreneurial AROUND
were friendly and helpful, the bar was buzzy, hotelier that created the Gotham Hotel in
breakfast was relaxed and DIY which was New York City and many others besides. He’s You get used to the BSI bus
surprisingly nice given that I’m not much into very much in evidence at Hlemmur Square, terminal in Reykjavik very
chatting to anyone first thing (I even got the charming, funny and chatty. This was a really quickly as it’s the hub for all
hang of using the waffle maker). Supper was pleasant place to spend time in. It just worked excursions and trips. Taxis are
simple and tasty. The bedrooms were perfect. on many levels – great price, great location expensive and unnecessary
Iceland style furnishings, clean lines, wrap and much more besides. because the bus system is
Hlemmur Square; Laugavegur 105, 105 Reykjavik; superb (but allow more time
Tel: +35 4 415 1600; as FlyBus picks up at hotels
and guesthouses all around the
city). You can book most tours
including the Blue Lagoon,
Northern Lights and others
with Reykjavik Excursions.
[email protected];

Dot blouse (€695) by Saint Laurent
Paris, green leather pants (€985)
by Joseph and Rock Stud heels

SNOWMOBILING(€690) by Valentino, all @ Brown
Thomas; necklace by MoMuse (€85)


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