Crime Doesn't Always Pay

Funny crime stories

CRIME Doesn't Always Pay

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DOESN'T ALWAYS PAY

Did you know that criminals often get caught
because of their own foolish mistakes? Some
are so stupid they are hard to believe. Here
are someof the silliest crime stories from
around theworld.

Fit for a
queen

If we asked someone to name the most beautiful
ancient queen, the answer would be Cleopatra.
Cleopatra was famous for keeping her good looks by
having baths in milk. So a German woman decided
that she wanted to be a modern-day Cleopatra. The
problem was ... where could she get real Egyptian
milk? Well, from a camel, of course! The woman broke
into a zoo, stole a camel and took it home. Imagine
her disappointment when she realised that she had
stolen a male camel!

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FOR

WINNER

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She quickly filled in an entry form with her name,
address and phone number. Two hours later, a man
came to the couple's door to tell the woman that she
was the winner of £10,000. The couple froze as the
man took out his handcuffs and detective's badge
and arrested them!

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CRIMINAL

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NOWADAYS. SOME PEOPLE FEEL THIS VIOLATES THEIR PRIVACY,
WHILE OTHERS SAY THAT THIS STOPS CRIMINALS FROM
COMMITTING A CRIME. LAST MONTH, A TRAFFIC CAMERA
CAPTURED A MAN SPEEDING. THE POLICE SENT HIM A
PHOTOGRAPH OF HIS CAR AND A TICKET FOR A £40 FINE. AS A
JOKE, THE MAN SENT THE POLICE A PHOTOGRAPH OF TWO £20
NOTES. UNFORTUNATELY, THE POLICE DID NOT FIND IT FUNNY
AND SENT HIM A PHOTOGRAPH OF A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS. HE PAID
HIS FINE IMMEDIATELY!

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