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Regulations are Flexible artist book by Ori Alon

Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) Director Ori Alon creates various participatory art projects using social practice, street art and Clowning to initiate therapeutic experiences, critical thinking and improve joy rates.
Alon initiated the issuing of 500,000 Playful Paperwork documents worldwide such as Joy Permits, Forgiver's Licenses (A&B), Refurbished Report Card, Adults Special Achievement Stickers, Racism Release Forms, DIY Certificates of Recognition, Apology Declaration, OK Parent Award, Open Carry Permit for Musical Instruments, Compassion Cards and opened numerous Typewritten Letter Writing stations, co-created the #HiddenFortuneWheel street art for empathy, posted thousands Alternative Street Signs and memorial benches. www.JoyPermit.org

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Regulations are Flexible Ori Alon

Regulations are Flexible artist book by Ori Alon

Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) Director Ori Alon creates various participatory art projects using social practice, street art and Clowning to initiate therapeutic experiences, critical thinking and improve joy rates.
Alon initiated the issuing of 500,000 Playful Paperwork documents worldwide such as Joy Permits, Forgiver's Licenses (A&B), Refurbished Report Card, Adults Special Achievement Stickers, Racism Release Forms, DIY Certificates of Recognition, Apology Declaration, OK Parent Award, Open Carry Permit for Musical Instruments, Compassion Cards and opened numerous Typewritten Letter Writing stations, co-created the #HiddenFortuneWheel street art for empathy, posted thousands Alternative Street Signs and memorial benches. www.JoyPermit.org

Keywords: satire,art,comedy,performance-art,social practice

LIMITED PRE-EDITION

Alfassi Books
Beacon NY
2016

www.alfassibooks.com
Property of Humanity

TABLE OF CONTENTS 4-5
6-7
Center for Supportive Bureaucracy 8-9
Introduction - CSB 10-11
transFORMation 11-12
Letter Writing Station 13-14
The Souls of Typewriters 15-18
ECN background story 19
Forgiver’s License 20
A letter to High School principal 21
Loving & Liable Entity (LLE) notification 22-26
OK Parent Award notification 27
True Friend Diploma Eligibility 28
Bringing Joy to Politics, with Paperwork 29
Open Carry permit for musical instruments 30
Custom made official documents
Warning notes, Clown Visa, Karma Inspection 31-32
DIY Pain Deed 33-34
Postage Stamps Comics 35-36
Philatelic Meditations 37-40
Hitler & Me
Patriot Act 41-45
Checkpoint Charlie 46
Writing
Third Temple 47-48
An Army Draft 49-50
Gender Neutral 51-52
A Jew Killed 53-54
The Magic Bagel
CV 55
Aunt & Uncle Adoption 56
Racism Release Form 57
Joy Permit 58-59
The Compassion Exam Form 601(c) 62-64
Acknowledgments, Stalin’s blessings 65
Inner Child Notice

Center for Supportive Bureaucracy,
Empowering Clerks Network (LLE)

A functioning society depends on trust, and this trust is usually accompanied
by official documents. Almost every action we do has bureaucratic counterpart -
birth, death, marriage, work, driving - all are reflected through paperwork. Lots
of paperwork. These documents are so present in our lives that we rarely question
their existence.

The Center for Supportive Bureaucracy (CSB) believes that paperwork can
heal (some) of human suffering. Too often these conventional pieces of paper
leave people feeling disempowered. One bad report card can influence one’s
whole life negatively. A Diploma (or the lack of one) is confused with one’s
value. In order to help people overcome past traumas and low self-esteem rates
the CSB offers a variety of official documents, carrying intrinsic truths and parcel
ID numbers.

For instance, The Refurbished Report Card (RRC-202) gives you a new
perspective and experience of a bad school year. The DIY Certificate of
Recognition (COR107), through its interviewing process, golden seal and
official appearance, provides credence to all your all-too-often over-looked
qualities. Each one of the ten thousands Joy Permits (JP-33) that were issued so
far remind its holder of their right to pursue happiness, unconditionally, for 6
month (then it can be easily renewed online or using white-out).

Our studies show that such documents can improve compassionate
behavior and daily love. Zoketsu Norman Fischer, the respectable Buddhist
teacher and author, uses his Forgiver's Licence (Class A) on a daily basis.
Similarly, many musicians are using their Open Carry Permit for musical
instruments (#9187206D) to ensure higher levels of safety and efficiency in
public places and prevent bad guys from creating events of mass hatred.

The ECN is working to create a healthy work relationship with the US
Government, and is very likely to reach its goal of issuing 1.2 million
documents by June of 2019, perhaps by establishing the Federal Compassion
Agency (FCA). The CSB offers Playful Paperwork services and workshops at
conferences, festivals, temples, government offices, museums and even at
political events as an unaffiliated entity, most recently at the RNC and DNC.
Therapists, spiritual leaders, teachers, social workers, artists are among our
supporters and Empowering Clerks, and even the NY DMV Deputy
Commissioner recently called to thank the CSB for sending him Adults
Special Achievement Stickers to issue together with car registration stickers.

Since its conception in 2006, we estimate the CSB issued over 50,000
official documents. Branches and Empowerment Processing Facilities (EPF)
exist in 42 US cities, Canada, Europe and the Middle East, serving numerous
people. Due to the common practice of undocumented Empowering Clerks
downloading forms illegally at www.supportivebureaucracy.org and issuing
them without registration the number might be much higher. Please contact us
to bring Playful Paperwork office hours or workshop to your community!
You can start by printing some of the DIY documents in this book and issue
them to your friends, family and community.

Enjoy reading,
Ori Alon, ECN Director



Flyer design: Alan Goldsmith

Letter Writing Station

Since 2006, in different public and private locations I set up a letter writing
space. I help participants to write their letter to a loved one, God, themselves, life
or whoever they want to write to. I help to edit, think together and offer
suggestions. Each participant received an envelope, a stamp and a glass of water.
Sometimes I use carbon paper and document the project with permission. So far
about 200 letters were written.

The letters vary a lot in their subjects. I helped a man with a behavioral
disturbance write a letter to his boss, many letters were written to the dead and
some to those who were about to be born. One of the letters was written after a
frustrating day for me; I was waiting in a coffee shop for many hours for people to
use my service and I was mostly by myself, questioning my artistic path. I was
about to go home as a woman approached me and asked for my help. She ended
the letter to her old lover who lives in another country sobbing. She wanted to keep
both copies of the letter and was surprised that I was totally OK with that. “Why
are you doing that?” she asked me. “For people like you” I answered.

I enjoy writing letters. As a little child my mom helped me to write a letter to the
Israeli president. I asked him to stop car accidents. As a soldier I wrote to the Major
and asked him why we use M-16’s when it’s against the Geneva Convention.
Eventually the art school headmaster refused to receive my letters and Obama hasn’t
replied to me, yet. The Center for Supportive Bureaucracy is constantly training new
clerks who provide the desirable service, using the ECN Where’s My Typewriter?
Matchmaking service that helped twenty-five writers so far to start relationships with
typewriters. Some participants agree for the CSB to make artistic use of their words,
and Letters, of all Sorts is a booklet collection of some of the letters (The collection
is available at www.alfassibooks.com).



This unique report card was issued to me seven years ago and is the most
precious document I have. It was 2am, at the end of a semi-spontaneous
community art festival at “Makhne Yehuda" - the West Jerusalem market. We were
about to close the event and go home when two guys showed up with a big plastic
container and invited people to their "office" (an empty vegetable stand). They had
them sit on produce boxes while they issued them a new end of the year report
card. I wasn't quite sure what I was getting into, but being drunk and excited for the
success of the event, I went along with it. I don’t remember how they introduced
themselves, they asked me if there was any school year that was somewhat hard for
me. I thought about it for a few minutes since I had many bad years in school,
many moments full of shame, sadness, low self-esteem and lack of true friendships.
Eventually I decided to share with them my first grade experience, in which I got
punished for writing a four letter word that starts with F (I heard it somewhere).

Soon after sharing my traumatic episode with them I was issued a Refurbished
Report Card, in which I was described as a wonderful kid, that no one should
disturb from developing exactly as he already is. A lovely and creative child who is
perfect just the way he is. Besides getting straight A's in all of the classes (both
semesters) I was sent into the next grade - freedom, and I wasn’t allowed to attend
the class of boredom and fixedness.

I was described as a child who fulfills his huge potential and that can deal with
life challenges in the best way possible. I got sent early to second grade out of
love (and not out of my first grade teacher's issues around f*#^%$g) and with
faith that I'd keep discovering my true self.

I couldn't stop thanking them. It might have been the most meaningful artwork
I've ever participated in and I can't overstate how it affected me as a person, a
teacher, a parent and an artist. Yes, art can be serious, expressive and sad and
many other things, but it can also, using very simple tools, make people happy
and empowered and explore the boundaries between art, loving-kindness,
therapy and humanity. I'm not even sure if these two guys considered what they
did as art, but I would never look at my first grade experience the same way after
revisiting it with them. I don't think I still have my report card from first grade,
but this report card will stay in my heart forever. Our memory is tricky - if we
tell ourselves a story many times, we remember it as if it really happened. If I'd
tell myself this alternative story about me as a child, my mind might consider it a
reality. So why not tell ourselves, sometimes, alternative versions of our past?

For years I was thinking about that work. I told and wrote about it many times,
trying to figure out the magic component of it. One day a friend invited me to
her studio and gave me an old stamp collection as a gift. As she pulled it out of
the shelf she found another box with blank certificates and said “maybe you can
find a use for these.” Right away I thought of the two guys at the market, and a
few days later I started issuing Certificates of Recognition. I phrase the
certificate together with the recipient during a short interview in which I ask
about their qualities, achievements (personal, professional and emotional) in life
and any areas they deserve recognition for. Once an Empowering Clerk and an
eligible witness sign it and seal it, it becomes an official document that can be
used in any case someone is doubting what’s written in it, including its holder..

In transFORMation workshops and events with the CSB participants get a hand on experience
of issuing official documents individually and to one another, all certified by local
Empowering Clerks. ECN Affordable Fountain Pen Act distributed over a hundred fountain
pens, forty official embossers and tens of thousands Certificates of Recognition, golden stickers,
frames and other documents, resulting in a 17.4% increase of self-acceptance and 341 points of
joy levels. CSB would love to conduct office hours or a workshop at your community, school,
workplace or conference (contact for details).

An OK Parent Award at a professor's office in Vassar
College, NY. Certified Apology Declarations helped
to save many relationships, including my own.

The Forgiver’s License is inspired by the life story of Holocaust survivor Mrs Eva
Mozes Kor who publicly forgave the Nazis in 1995 (her story is presented in the
documentary film Forgiving Dr. Mengele). Class A license gives permission to
forgive oneself and others, Class B is for forgiving others only. So far more than 250
Forgiver’s Licenses were issued at the Beacon NY and Bend OR Empowerment
Processing Facilities. Form 601(c), the Compassion Exam is the application for a
Forgiver’s License. One must be eligible to forgive one or more persons who caused
them suffering and/or pain. You too can use a home printer to issue Forgiver’s
Licenses to your community.

Page 2 of Form 601(c), the Compassion
Exam application for a Forgiver’s License
(Class A) of a refugee from Sierra Leone
who was a torture victim during the civil
war in his country

Form 601(c) of an eight years old. 15

Ori Alon 60 Anderson St.

Center for Supportive Bureaucracy Beacon, NY 12508

Empowering Clerks Network 917-5334703

Department of Education www.supportivebureaucracy.org

April 16th, 2016

Dr. Joannes Sieverding
Principal, Beacon High School
10 Education Drive
Beacon, New York 12508

Dear Mr. Sieverding,

Thank you for your hard work of supervising the education and values our
children receive in school. The public schools system is one of America’s most
valuable inventions, providing knowledge and care for millions of students.
We hope that your work fills you with satisfaction and joy. It is public
servants like you who make America as great as it is. We believe that a
teacher is inevitably an artist, helping the child to discover what is hidden
within him. True learning is one of the most magical things in human
experience, and we hope that through your work you manage to facilitate
many moments of magic. As an organization that values humanity, we envy the
gift that you have of witnessing such wonderful moments.

While ideally childhood and school years can be a lovely experience, many
Americans remember their school years as a hard and often unpleasant
experience. Some of us were bullied or didn’t do well academically, others
learned not to confront unjust social norms or had their self-esteem decreased
dramatically. In order to help our fellow citizens make the best possible
self-growth out of their difficult school years experiences, the Empowering

Clerks Network (ECN) developed the Refurbished Report Card (RRC-202).
It’s a simple form, that visually looks like a standard report card, and can be
issued with the assistance of a licensed Empowering Clerk in any ECN branch
during office hours or without ECN supervision (CLPO-76). Personally I was
issued two RRC-202’s, one for my high school experience in which I had some
hard time socially and one for my first grade experience in which I got punished
for writing a bad word in my little yellow memo pad (see the CSB Official 2016
Catalog for the full story). Receiving both documents helped me tremendously
to come to peace with these painful experiences, accept myself, have a better
approach to life and to increase my joy distribution to my fellow human
beings. Imagine what it would be like if every adult in America received a
Refurbished Report Card… Luckily, there are many ways to issue a Refurbished
Report Card, as the Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) regulations are
quite flexible, and the form can be downloaded for free at
www.supportivebureaucracy.org.

As you sure know, many of the things taught in the classroom don’t actually
get written in a regular report card. The RRC-202 can provide recognition for
personal, emotional, social or creative achievements that weren’t
acknowledged in the original report card or can provide an alternative
experience for an actual school year, as an Empowering Clerk can provide
better evaluation of existing classes (straight A’s, A+’s, A++’s, smileys, etc.) or
even ‘make up’ classes that weren’t actually taught in that school, like
friendship, self acceptance, love, etc. and provide better grades and more
accurate evaluation for all classes. A reflection for classes that weren’t taught
in school can be an enriching experience, for example I learned a lot about
appreciating and developing my taste in literature and music during high school
but never got any recognition for it, until I received my Refurbished Report Card
for that year. An Empowering Clerk can use the same name as the original
teacher or a new (‘pretend’) teacher can be nominated on the spot. Our
records indicate that the youngest recipient of an RRC-202 was 9 years old and
the oldest one - ninety years old. So far almost all recipients of RRC-202
reported that the experience was highly beneficial for them.

We'd like to offer a professional development opportunity to the Beacon City
School District where teachers, parents and students will experience the power of
receiving and issuing a Refurbished Report Card for one or more of their school
years. We would love to discuss the details of such an offer as we believe it will
reflect our community values, reduce stress levels and increase systematic joy.

With the joy of giving service,
Ori Alon
Education Department, ECN

CC: MaryEllen Elia, New York State
Commissioner of Education
Brian D. Ray, Ph.D, National Home
Education Research Institute
Marya Besharov, Cornell Higher
Education Research Institute
Ms. Kelly Pologe, Administrative
Assistant, Beacon School District

* Over the years the ECN has sent numerous letters to US Government officials with all
sorts of offerings and official documents. Recently the Deputy Commissioner of the NY
DMV called ECN representative Alon to thank him for his offer to issue Adults Special
Achievement Stickers together with car registration stickers, perhaps hinting for a future
collaboration. Read all of ECN-US Gov. correspondence at Bit.ly/ECNUSGOV

LLE Approval Notice
Empowering Clerks Network
Center for Supportive Bureaucracy
Department of Love
L8S2GWEF(2015F4D)

RE: ELIGIBILITY FOR A LOVING & LIABLE ENTITY CERTIFICATION

Dear_________________,

We would like to inform you that a special committee of the Empowering
Clerks Network (ECN) found that an organization that you are actively invested
in, ________________________ is eligible for a Loving & Liable Entity
certification (LLE). All entities established throughout history are a creation
of our collective imagination. It is incumbent upon us, people who are
involved in shaping these organizations, to make sure these creatures of our
imagination behave in ways that increase Global Well Being. It is with genuine
pleasure that we issue this certification, and we hope that it’ll satisfy your
valuable need for recognition. Being part of a Loving & Liable Entity is one of
the most satisfying states of being in human experience, and we are pleased to
see a 17.4% increase in the worldwide sprouting of new LLEs since April
2014. New LLEs are joining existing and well established ones, and together
they are one of the most powerful and potent powers in the world and are
essential to world peace.

The Center for Supportive Bureaucracy
(CSB) would like to thank you for your
important work. It is people like you who
make the world a better place.

With blessings,
ECN Validation Department

Center for Supportive Bureaucracy (CSB) - Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) (LLE) www.supportivebureaucracy.org
Forgiver’s License (Class A&B) • Joy Permits • Refurbished Report Cards • DIY Certificates of Recognition • Adults Special
Achievement Stickers • Pain Deeds • Certified Apology Declarations • Karma Inspection • Clown Visa • Racism Release Form •
Refurbished Report Cards • Rejection Letter Generator • Recommendation Letter Generator • True Friend Diploma •

OKP-30088
Empowering Clerks Network
Center for Supportive Bureaucracy
Family Department

RE: Your OK Parent Award Eligibility

Dear____________,

ECN records indicate that by improving parenting skills crime rates can
drop by 312% and happiness levels may rise to 143 points. While
approximately 81% of parents experience low self-esteem for not being perfect
parents, less than 0.0031% of parents qualify as perfect parents. A special
committee nominated by the Empowering Clerks Network Health Department
recently declared the dire need to acknowledge OK parenting as essential to
world peace, and to answer that need the Center for Supportive Bureaucracy
(CSB) released the OK Parent Award.

The award is meant to celebrate the tremendous effort needed in order to
be an OK parent. It may be given to any parent who is not actively engaged in
damaging his or her children (following LOPQ-51 guidelines), and must be
signed by an authorized child or acquaintance of the recipient. If you would like

to issue an OK Parent Award to someone,
you may use that copy, visit us during office
hours or order a blank award at
www.supportivebureaucracy.org. Remember!
According to 716A, Parenting is a lifelong
journey.

With ease,
ECN Family Department

Center for Supportive Bureaucracy (CSB) - Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) (LLE) www.supportivebureaucracy.org
Forgiver’s License (Class A&B) • Joy Permits • Refurbished Report Cards • DIY Certificates of Recognition • Adults Special
Achievement Stickers • Pain Deeds • Certified Apology Declarations • Karma Inspection • Clown Visa • Racism Release Form •
Refurbished Report Cards • Rejection Letter Generator • Recommendation Letter Generator • True Friend Diploma •

F-47(e) True Friend Diploma Notice
Empowering Clerks Network
Center for Supportive Bureaucracy
Department of Friendship

RE: YOUR TRUE FRIEND DIPLOMA ELIGIBILITY

Dear ________________,

Our records indicate that you’ve acted in ways that make you qualified for an
ECN True Friend Diploma, and Your friend _________________ chose to honor
you with this official document. It is with great pleasure that we welcome you to the
honorable True Friend Club. Being a TFC member is an all-inclusive experience, as
approximately 99.4% of human population is capable of joining the club. Our
members work hard to welcome more members to this Loving & Liable Entity (LLE.)
As a registered True Friend, it is upon you to show the various benefits of
friendship to fellow human beings. By showing appreciation for a friendship you
might create a ripple effect that will end in a 17% growth of the TFC membership.

We hope that you will enjoy being a club
member. Though it may come with difficulties at
times, we'd like to reassure you that true
friendship and self acceptance walk hand in
hand.

We would love to answer any questions
regarding proper Playful Paperwork
documentation. Please let us know if you have
any questions!

With blessings,
ECN Friendship Department

Center for Supportive Bureaucracy (CSB) - Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) (LLE) www.supportivebureaucracy.org
Forgiver’s License (Class A&B) • Joy Permits • Typewriter Matchmaking Service • Affordable Fountain Pen Act • DIY Certificates of
Recognition • Adults Special Achievement Stickers • Pain Deeds • Certified Apology Declarations • Karma Inspection • Clown Visa •
Racism Release Form • Refurbished Report Cards • Rejection Letter Generator • Recommendation Letter Generator • OK Parent Award

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Racism Release Forms at the DMV, ECN Representative issuing Certificate of Recognition
and other documents at a Trump rally in Poughkeepsie NY, April 2016.

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(Above) ECN of Bend, Oregon 24
branch is offering regular Office
Hours and training for new
Empowering Clerks. It serves
residents of Washington, Oregon,
Idaho and Montana with high
levels of efficiency and kindness.

(Right) A #JoyPermit that was
issued illegally by a scab
Empowering Clerk who broke the
#ECNstrike in June 2016. Read
more about the collapse of the
Empowerment Processing Facility
of May 2016 that led to the strike
and strike results in the ECN blog.

Musical legend Sax Man of
Cleveland OH receives an
Open Carry permit for musical
instrument during the RNC.

Village Fool graduation ceremony during the RNC. ECN Research Department found that 25
with a 13% increase of certified Village Fools (or Town Idiots for urban areas) crime levels
can drop by up to 41%.

The Center for Supportive Bureaucracy
Empowering Clerks Network (LLE)
Special Affairs Committee

January 30th, 2016

ATTENTION: MUSICIANS, SINGERS, ARTISTS AND MERRYMAKERS

In light of recent events that have occurred in the United States and around the world the
CSB and the ECN released an emergency statement, encouraging citizens of Ulster County
and other counties who are licensed or unlicensed to carry a guitar, a fiddle, a banjo, a drum,
a singing voice or any other musical instrument to PLEASE DO SO. An official permit to open
carry a musical instrument will be granted to those who are in need of such documentation,
without background checks.
As bureaucrats, we hold the power to issue and authorize various official Playful Paperwork
documents. We urge you, who are talented in producing music and street art to responsibly
take advantage of your right. To ensure the safety of yourself and others, make sure you are
comfortable and proficient with your chosen instrument, and knowledgeable of the laws in
your region regarding to making music and when it is legal
To do it. Remember! your instrument has the power to
surround hate and force it to surrender. All it takes is
one good guy with a musical instrument to prevent a bad
guy with a hateful mouth. Our country is currently flooded
with hatred, and a special committee found that music in
public spaces is one of the most efficient ways to eliminate
it.The ECN would like to remind all official and unofficial
peace officers and lovers of life, both active duty and
retired, to please carry a guitar, a banjo, or just your
singing voice, along with an open and courageous heart,
whenever you leave your house. We are the thick green
wave that is entrusted in keeping this country safe, and we
must be prepared to act at any given moment.

With love,
ECN Special Affairs Committee

Free-Play Admission Ticket and Refurbished Report Card
design by Ms. Teafly.

ECN-CSB documents can be customized to support positive
causes. ECN offers various custom made official document
options. Please contact one of our Playful Paperwork
specialists to consult about designing an original Playful
Paperwork document for your entity. Please note that we only
work with certified LLEs - Loving & Liable Entities.

www.familyheartcamp.org

Learn about an object Karma contents with the
ECN Karma Inspection services.

(Left) ECN Clown Visa grants permission to enter Playland. (Right) The Adults Special Achievement
Stickers provide instant recognition for various acts. Download & print ECN stickers, notices, awards,
certificates and traveling documents for free at www.supportivebureaucracy.org

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Postage Stamps Comics

The relationship between Abraham Lincoln and Jimi Hendrix started as a
joke. But after their first interaction, they asked to meet again, and again,
discussing various issues in different languages. Many letters were returned to
me (I guess the post office didn’t like their meditations) but the special bond
between Jimi and Abe inspired a fan club that followed their dialogues closely.
I’d like to believe that some members of the club were USPS workers. :)
Around the time I was developing the Forgiver’s License, I digged through a
large stamp collection I purchased in an estate sale and came across a familiar
face. At first, I was perplexed, frozen. I feared that touching, not to mention
licking an actual object of the Nazi evil machine will somehow affect me, that
a stamp can be contagious. Quickly I made sure that the Hitler stamp I found
properly apologize, convert to Judaism and join the Israeli extreme Right. But
as Hitler & Me series was done, Hitler asked me to find him a friend, just like
Abe had Jimi. I digged again through my stamp collection, and I’m certain that
Dick Cheney would be delighted from such Patriot Act of the friendship
between Hitler and Stalin and the compassionate revelations they’ve had.

In Checkpoint Charlie I explored our culture of militarism and nationalism
and my own experience as a soldier using stamps and envelopes. I dedicated
the collection to 18-year-old Peter Fechter who was shot by the guards next to
Checkpoint Charlie, the main crossing between East and West Berlin. Fechter
fell between the wire fence and the cement wall, and due to mutual fear,
received no medical treatment from either side. He was bleeding for 59
minutes before he died. Each suicide of a soldier or a veteran around the world
is as tragic as Fechter’s failed escape attempt.

The Cold War dissolved into the War on Drugs and the War on Terrorism,
but perhaps all of these are just parts of one big war we’re living with. These
meditations are my small contribution to defending Freedom.

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Polish: At last, freedom!! America...

From Philatelic Meditations, the
Complete Dialogues of Jimi&Abe
(read full book at
www.bit.ly/JimiandAbe

“Sorry”

Freud: And then what, Adolf?
Hitler: He was, like, with the belt...
Hitler was regularly beaten by his alcoholic father Alois. A meeting
between Freud and Hitler could have saved the lives of
approximately fifty million human beings.

Flower Girl “Shma Yisrael”, Listen, oh Israel, the
most important Jewish prayer, stating
My older one the unity of God.
She's not even six yet Perhaps no other person influenced
I can tell her that Hitler Judaism and Israel in the last century
Was a flower girl, more than Adolf Hitler. His actions
A famous one. and words are behind every book and
She'll believe me, in the background of every shul. They
She wouldn't question my authority. are the soundtrack in invisible
I'd be her own personal speakers on the beach of Tel Aviv, at
Holocaust denier. the Western wall in Jerusalem and in
I'll protect her from knowing the checkpoint at the West Bank. I
I'll keep the gas chambers away want to have a dialog with the guy.
From her precious little soul.
From Hitler & Me (2015).
Read full book at www.bit.ly/HitlerandMe

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At the end of WWII, with Lamb Eat Wolf
the approval of Stalin as 36
many as two million
German women were raped
by Russian soldiers in the
largest mass rape in human
history. On the western
front, American soldiers
raped approx. 11,000
women.

From Patriot Act (2015).
Read full collection bit.ly/PatriotActOriAlon





“Drink a beer with me!”

Hitler and I have a lot of things in common. We both had bad experiences with art
schools, weren't satisfied with our army service and spent our free time there creating art,
we both had some form of PTSD, both of us lost our fathers at a young age, and both of us
have a history of revoking people's basic rights*. I don't know why he became a mass
murderer and I became a guy who writes silly things on Facebook.

*The revocation of Congressman Sean Patrick Maloney Forgiver’s License Class A
over his vote against Syrian refugees created a delicate situation for the Empowering
Clerks Network. Many recipients of services supported the ECN resolution, but others
criticized the act which they considered to be a violation of ECN regulations. In order to
resolve this complex question, the Center for Supportive Bureaucracy nominated a special
emergency committee that concluded that according to 78954/A-6, the right to forgive is
irrevocable. This was by far the largest crisis in the history of the Playful Paperwork
movement, with more than 30 comments on Facebook, the majority of them regarding
grammar mistakes I made in the revocation letter. Bottom line, like Hitler I lead an
organization that has a problematic history of revoking basic rights.

Almost every hour a US veteran commits suicide, more
than 6,000 a year. In many years there are more deployed
soldiers who commit suicide than die in combat. Like
30% of soldiers in duty, I too have reached such a level
of despair that I considered that option. I vow to share
these numbers and stories as widely and provocatively as
possible, especially with teenagers and people who
support and promote wars. We have warning notes on
cigarettes and cough syrup. I see no reason why military
recruiting teams don't inform the teenagers they interact
with in public spaces about the emotional, moral and
physical dangers of the product they're selling them. And
if they don't do it, perhaps we can inform the teenagers in
our lives about it.

From Checkpoint Charlie.
Read full book www.bit.ly/CheckpointCharlieOriAlon

“This is the truth that bleeds through the lines in Alon’s Checkpoint Charlie. The title
Checkpoint Charlie at first appears to be a reference to the ever famous American clown Charlie
Chaplin, and it is in a way. Alon, like Brecht, is a huge fan of Chaplin and his disarming
humor. Yet, then you turn the page your learn about the real Checkpoint Charlie… it is a place
where an innocent man, a refugee from an oppressive society, was shot between the lines of two
nation-states, and was left there to bleed to death between the lines, because everyone was too
afraid to help or say something.

And this is where this art leaves us, bleeding between the lines of nation-states, those peculiar
entities, in which all sensible people believe, which all purport to their citizens to exist as some
sort of Center for Supportive Bureaucracy. This art exposes the repulsiveness, absurdity, and
pain beneath human fear.
Fear is what killed Peter Fechter (the man who was trying to escape East Germany through
Checkpoint Charlie).
Fear is what Ori Alon seeks for us to first feel (in the repulsion), then laugh at (in the humor),
and then understand (in the bleeding through the lines on the page).

This is a comic book about America (and Israel), from an Israeli-American artist who deeply
loves the people of those two places, as he deeply loves humanity, and his desperate cry to help
us see each other as people again, and end war and militarism, and their mutual progenitor,
fear.”
(From a review of Checkpoint Charlie by Mordechai Zalmen, the Great Red Oak Press,)

Third Temple
What is sacred?

For years I've been trying to escape the Holy Land, but the Holy Land kept
chasing me. Until it eventually happened. The Prime Minister was delusional and
the members of the parliament were too and the citizens were fed up with lies and
the natives were too tired to fight and the nations were too busy with global
warming. So the Jewish Kingdom of Israel decided to build the third temple and,
for reasons I don't really get, it was decided, according to law 106.7/‫ג‬, that the
building will be built on the 9th of the Jewish month of Av at a place that never
before had any strong Jewish identity to it - my little town, Beacon, NY. The
work started and every day I saw it growing and growing, like cancer, like God
wanted it to be. Everyday I had to encounter the worst kind of Israeli politicians
in my small gluten-free cafe and tried to avoid painful conversations with them.

“Why not in Jerusalem??” I asked once and decided to never again make such
a mistake. The first temple was destroyed by the Babylonians in 586 BCE, the
second one by the Romans in 70 CE and now Prime Minister Benjamin
Netanyahu decided it’s a good idea to start sacrificing animals to the Lord again,
on the promised land of upstate New York. Priests were walking up and down
Main St. in their white dresses as plumbers installed the complex sewage system
that was planned to ensure that the blood of the offerings to God will be flushed
safely into The Hudson River (my basement got flooded during that process.) It
was there to stay, on top of Mt. Beacon, and three times a year pilgrims flushed
the entire region while I’m biting my tongue.

As the third temple was finally destroyed, this time by the Mexicans, once
again the Jews fled into the wilderness of the diaspora. I had to leave my home
too, for new lands, for opportunities. I met Netanyahu on his way to Alaska. We
chatted a little bit. He’s a good guy actually.

Five Days in the Holy Land

Five days in the holy land. It's been more than three years since my last visit. I
am here now, in America, a Jewish man who chooses everyday not to live in
Israel. “I’m pregnant,” said the email that brought me here. And what’s here and
there these days, what’s a promised land, what’s a cursed one? Give me your
hand, said one leader to the other and so they danced naked in the forest while
their people are still killing one another.

Rabbi Nachman, the 18th century Hasidic Rabbi left the Ukraine for his journey
to the holy land. But he did not make it to Jerusalem. Jerusalem itself is an
unfinished journey, trying to make it to all the dreams and illusions people have
about it. One night I was walking out of the old city of Jerusalem. I cut my finger
somehow, rubbed the blood on the walls of the old city pretending I’m the
messiah, knowing how crazy it is. “If I’ll ever forget you, Jerusalem, my right
arm would get paralyzed.” says the psalm that Jews have been chanting during
the wedding ceremony, as they break the glass to remember the destruction of the
city. Our friend Stephan thought it is a political statement and didn’t want to
include it in his wedding. The convert lesbian Rabbi refused to conduct the
wedding without it.

The Wall by Pink Floyd, that album flushed through my bare teenager soul.
And here I am, some twenty years later, comfortably numb. I was once in a party
in which they played Mami, one of Israel’s harshest protest songs: the story of a
young Jewish girl that is raped by seven Palestinian workers. “We’ll fuck you
’cos we were fucked”. People danced, the land is being raped for centuries, the
Greek, the Romans, the Ottomans, the British and the Jews all sodomize the land
in one neverending occupation. They build walls and highways all over the
ancient hills, but very few bridges.

I talked to a prophet in a cafe in Tel Aviv. He quoted this and that,
explaining why it’s all bound to collapse, how capitalism, corruption and
Netanyahu ruined Israel. One year there’s an election, the next year there's a
war, he said. But he didn’t look in my eyes while he was saying that. It’s over.
The dream is gone. The skyscrapers, the alleys, the guns, the souls of the
unprotected folks who had to die through all of this. The cause and the price
we had to pay. Wars are always stupid.

A silly pop song, an American one. I remember the first Mcdonald's in
Ramat-Gan. I was ten, there was a one hour line in order to have a taste of the
American dream. And now how I crave these hole-in-the-wall restaurants in
the old city. The fig tree is poisoned, its fruits are filled with the juice of hate
and intolerance. So are the dates, and even the hummus. And what makes a
place? Its smell, its food, its music. Its ideas, its violence, its history. Cultures
rise, cultures fall, it’s all just stories we tell ourselves.

There’s no privacy in Israel. In government offices and banks clerks scream
questions about your private matters to the supervisor across the hall, always
giving you a sense that they’re doing you a favor. Everyone smokes there. The
single justifiable war America had fought in the last fifty years completely
failed to make its way overseas. It feels like everything can get blown away
any second, and there’s always enough smoke in the air to make it evident
there is fire. The tone of voice there. The fact that I don’t miss it so much. It’s
been three years since the last visit, and facebook gives me a taste of home
without the aftertaste.

The Hebrew in Israel is often broken. "Nahag, shtayim Akhora", Driver, two
back, said the woman who passed money to the shuttle van driver, a sentence
that makes no grammatical sense, while passing to the driver twelve Shekels,
six Shekels for each passenger who sat in the back.

Languages have lives of their own, and so the Biblical Hebrew had to fit
somehow into the shuttle van, the street and the checkpoint. Hebrew and Arabic
make love for over a century, a passionate, forbidden affair. Bad words here and
legal terms there, like semen and eggs.

Some things you just can’t translate; the puns, the context, the sense and the
non-sense of a culture, they're often untranslatable. But I’m writing this in
English, I can’t express it that way in Hebrew, not anymore. “It’s scary,” told me
an Israeli writer, a wife of, who suddenly found herself in New York. “And what
if I won’t have any language?”

The air got thicker, another war started, it’s only a matter of time. The temple
is broken, the heart still functions.

I gathered my childhood memories in a small, portable container. Kissed my
mom goodbye and went over to the Duty Free store to get a popular book, The
History of Tomorrow. I never thought I’d leave. Was never too excited to travel,
always happy to come back. Maybe it was the war, or the pregnancy, or New
York. Anyway, I’m here now.

For John Coltrane Repeat the scene
A Love Supreme in an Alley In which I die
Walking up to the market
Discomfort, the prayer Of Jerusalem
He said that’s his psalm. And experience God
He used the sax Through John Coltrane’s
To describe his relationship Weeping Sax.
To God. His melody
What do I use? On my bare soul.
It’s so abstract He patted it gently
Trying to catch Jazz, On the first track
Like a train of thoughts And then vanished to eternity
An airplane And took me with him
A vast majority of unidentified emotions. On this narrow alley in Jerusalem
He cried out there With my little iPod
Listen, oh Israel, Shma I swear I died during those moments
There’s a black sax player Never heard anything like that
Who's crying right now Not in the books
A knife Not in the movies
In the heart In the end of A Love Supreme
And then boom He inhaled God
Piano And then exhaled it
Damn Through his Saxophone
I remember walking up And through my ears
The alley And to my soul
In Jerusalem I could have died there
Coltrane in my ears They’d write in the form:
I cried, or something happened Cause of death: John Coltrane.
I could have listened to this
album again and again

From Third Temple, Sort of Stories. Read full book at www.bit.ly/ThirdTemple

Glady’s Magazine, 2014

Birth of Evil 47

(untitled)
I want to bury Judaism.
We'll wash the body
With a Rabbi,
Make sure
Everything's kosher.
We'll say Kaddish
And sit Shiva.
If there's a minyan
We'll pray
And every Yarthzait
We'll tell stories.

'A Place for Everyone'
Says the new slogan
Of my synagogue
As if just bought
By a mega conglomerate.

From Gender Neutral
(coming soon)

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